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Construction Cutfuck

When some dipshit knows the lanes are merging into one because of a construction zone and they drive all the way to the end of the lane closing and cut you off at the last second, making them a Construction Cutfuck.
I was having a great day until that "construction cutfuck" made me slam on my breaks and made me want to beat the shit out of them.

Good thing I didn't have my AK-47 because I would have let that "construction cutfuck" take a few shells to his car.
by Sakpat February 12, 2010
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constipation rock

The "musical" genre in which the lead vocalist or singer sounds as though they are straining to make a huge shit, which ironically is often what their music is.
-Did you buy the new constipation rock album by Nickelback?
-No. I'm a self-respecting human being.
by Jeff in Austin September 17, 2012
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constapetic

a person who is an absolute shit show at any given time. Someone who is just full of shit and just won't remove themselves from the situation.
Damn you're so constapetic.
by unicornisland17 April 30, 2020
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conscious awaring

When a person notices something in its utter fullness and reality, often in a meditative state.
We stepped out into the bright moonlight at Asilomar and it seemed like as we walked there was a continuous state of complete conscious awaring taking place, all the way to the brightly illuminated tide pools.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020
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Constănțeanca

The action of taking a kfc bucket, filling it with cola from a juice dispenser, and taking turns drinking from it
Hey, wanna do a Constănțeanca tonight?
by Say_Gex July 24, 2023
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backwards conspiracy

When you are a superhero fighting crime but you are also a criminal.
by Poovey Vert February 18, 2018
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national consumer center

The MOST annoying scam on Urban Dictionary all the time! They pretend to give you a 1000 dollar Wal-Mart card and every third time you open a gift it has one. There are a bunch of fake comments like “one for sale one for me yeah” and “now i can buy Xbox” too easy to figure out. NEVER accept the card unless it’s a fake account.
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