contona

v.i. To join a frat your super senior year
v.ii. To pee all over someone’s couch when you are wizasted and not offer to clean it up the next morning, further allowing it to seep into the cushions for eternity.
n.i. Marine strength standard for inner tubes. Ever since a contona was allowed on an inner tube they had to come up with a system to rate the strength of each tube and the distance it could be pulled before it will rupture. One contona rated tube can pull one contona for a mile or 15 minutes which ever comes first.
n.ii. Marine power standard for boat engines while pulling an inner tube. A boat engine is rated for one contona if it can pull a contona on a contona rated inner tube with out breaking down. Boat engines in North Carolina are no longer rated by horsepower they are rated by contonas.
n.iii. The sound a water tube makes when it explodes under massive pressure.

v.i.
Who is that pledge he's mad old?
Thats's Jason he's contonaing Sigma Alpha Epsilon.
v.ii.
Wtf dude, your couch smells like pee.
Jon contonaed on it last week.
n.i.
What's the rating on this tube? Is it contona rated? I hear to be contona rated a tube has to be able to withstand 2 sumo westlers battle to the death on top of one and the tube remain unscathed.
n.ii.
Pulling a man that size with this boat will take at least a 3 contona engine.
n.iii.
I bet when the atomic bomb exploded over hiroshima it sounded alot like a contona.

by James Street April 29, 2008

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corona code

When you've had too many Coronas for your code to make much sense anymore.

'Can you do a review of my corona code from last night? I barely remember what I even wrote... but it works!'

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Coneron

1. The part of a marijuana (weed, pot, ganja, etc.) pipe in which the marijuana is placed (packed) to be smoked. it may have a little hole (carb) on the side of it, which you cover while you are inhaling the marijuana smoke while holding the whole pipe and smoking.
2. The process of smoking one bowl packed with weed

1. "Can you pass the coneron?"
2. "BL just smoked a huge coneron in one go"

by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016

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Conon

When you misspell Canon

It was Conon, oops I meant Canon

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Corona Radialis

That area on the penis where the head and the shaft meet, the circumference of which forms the most sensitive area of the penis and upon which the term "giving head" was born. This is a Latin term originally used on Ivy League college campuses, but which has become more common among a broad swath of men who enjoy using Latin to impress their friends.

Mike was enjoying a little corona radialis when Becca's mom called, causing him to lose his manliness. He couldn't get the visual of his future mother-in-law out of his head.

by Latiner August 7, 2018

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