Dick coma

When the sex is so good, the woman lays motionless for a long period of time to recuperate. This is often followed by snacks and pillow talk.

Jessica, last night Jim and I had such good sex I was in a dick coma for 24 minutes!

by Jaredmilled August 15, 2016

Shit coma

when you shit so hard that you fall asleep while shitting

I shit so hard that I went into shit coma on the bowl

by ASAP Juul August 10, 2017

however comma

What people say to trail off on a tangent to prove a point.

Uncle: ...so you could do it, however comma, the bar would kick you out because...

by GNOME_TICKLER July 8, 2018

Cordy-coma

That feeling you get when you pour yourself a cordial in the largest cup you can find and you slam it down in one go, you're outa breath and it puts you into a cordy-coma. It just hits the spot.

You slammed that down, you must be in a cordy-coma.

by ynneBBenny December 17, 2018

pood coma

When you shit so hard you end up passing out.

My wife called the ambulance because she found me on the floor of the bathroom but it was just a pood coma.

by Carol Stream Patio Glass Door January 15, 2019

Summit-County comma

Named for the County in Ohio in which this particular ailment seems to be common.

A comma placed at a ludicrous position in a sentence, but specifically when placed directly after the subject and before the verb.

"The bright blue car, stopped at the stop light." is a sentence containing the Summit-County comma.

by delink December 23, 2008

Shower Coma

The state in the morning where you stand for hours in the shower with your arms crossed and head down, kidding yourself that you'll get out at some point.

"Why are you late for work?"

"Sorry sir, I was in a shower coma."

by Duff Duff Mc Duff March 31, 2009