constacall

when your bitch ass wife or girlfriend will not stop trying to call you, even though you obviously do not want to converse. This problem only seems to affect females because most men have enough pride and common sense to call and leave a message and accept that someone may not want to talk to you.

Oh my God, my wife is constacalling me. She must have found something to bitch about!

by big al 454 May 10, 2010

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Julia Constantelos

The most amazing, perfect, intelligent, athletic, beautiful, kind person in the world.

Julia Constantelos is PERFECT

by crewtrombone October 14, 2012

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Conestoga Valley High School

A school in south central PA more corrupted then Election. Many types of people in this school consist of the following, White kids who talk shit, thots who slept with every guy you know, the Latino group where they don’t speak a lick of English and shout stupid shit in the English hallway. (coencidental? I think not) and of course the Nictoine Pheens who flock to the band room bathroom to rip the freshman’s mango pod. Although the teachers their a some what cool their are a few which will crucify you if you take a 6 min bathroom break. This is Conestoga Valley High School, sounds like fun. Right?

hooker: how old are you?
Boy: 14, why?

Hooker: oh really, my son is 14 and attends Conestoga Valley High School.
Boy: really! Me too I’m a freshman.

by Traplord56 January 5, 2019

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Pamela Constant

The constant by which any number used in a sentence must be divided in order to be realistic or accurate. The exact level of the constant depends on the speaker's tendency to exaggerate.

"I know Pamela said that she took 550 shots of tequila last night, but when you divide by the Pamela constant she really only had 2."

by PatriciaK February 13, 2010

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