Congress

A group of people that vote on our laws... or are supposed to. Most of what they do is argue and can't get to a decision, resulting in a shutdown, and maybe in the future, a default. They decide on the budget... but never do.

Me: Hi congress
Congress: Can't you see we're trying to decide on the budget
100 years later
Me: Hi congress
Congress: We're not done yet deciding on the budget.

by uuuuuuuuggggg November 6, 2013

Congregational Capitalists

Wealth worshiping religious extremists, who praise God and worship money while posing as Christians and using their wealth to oppress and exploit their fellow man by funding politicians' political campaigns. They stand before a nation of people and testilie about their faith and virtue.

Congregational Capitalists are responsible for the 2008 Domestic Economic Terrorist Attack that destroyed our nation's economy.

by Wisdom Seeker November 8, 2014

Congealed Cream

When human sperm sits in a male or females' mouth for a long period time it begins to solidify, curdle, and or congeal; creating congealed cream.

Example (Female): I waited too long to swallow, and it become congealed cream...it tasted like cottage cheese.

by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016

Congressinating

Acting like your getting alot done but in reality getting nothing done.

I was busting my ass congressinating on the jobsite today.

by Home apple September 14, 2017

Congress

A group of idoits

Look and that Congress over there passing bills and stuff

by Twist3dginger July 7, 2018

Congress

The place where truth and morality go to die and where sexual deviants look for jobs.

Did you hear, that pedophile Roy Moore failed at a run for Congress

by Confortably Numb September 29, 2018

Confeeling

The action of feeling conflicted and confused at the same time.

“I am confeeling about my life choices.”

by badbunnychambea March 13, 2019