confused toppie

This is when a female/male etc which ever your preference is,is unconscious and you insert your penis inside the mouth but you also have a hotdog in your hand so when they wake up their confused they dont know what they’ve been sucking the cock or the hotdog.

Ay yo bro i got confused toppie off carol last night she was confused as hell

by SexyZachacharyH April 15, 2020

Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.

I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.

by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020

confused african

The confused african is when 3 or more black men are fuckin a girl and they loose trck of what hole they should put their dick in, so they accidently put their dick in another mans anus

story told by isaia a "confused african" he accidently performed this

oh no i did an confused african while gangbanging

by pulverdvärgen1337 March 9, 2021

Confused._.kitten

I gamer Minecraft furry that’s always confused about everything and they love cats

That person is always a confused._.kitten

by Confused._.kitten March 27, 2021

beef confessions

The amount of cheap hotdogs consummed in one sitting leading to self guilt and ultimate confession of consumptions 2 days later. Leading to a string case of lifetime hotdog fingers.

Kim had a serious serious "beef confessions" from last weekend.

by Raddish123 November 27, 2013

National Confess Your Feelings Day

November 17 is National Confess Your Feelings Day.

You have to confess your feelings no matter how embarrassing it is. And it HAS to be in person. No confessing over text or facetime. In person.

"Hey its National Confess Your Feelings Day , I like you."

Or

"Hey, wanna go out"

Or

"Hey, I like you"

by Kkmjpkjbts November 14, 2020

My loneliness-is killing me. And I, I must confess, I sill believe!!!!!!!!!!!! (still believe)

My loneliness-is killing me. And I, I must confess, I sill believe!!!!!!!!!!!! (still believe), is a part of the revolutionary song Britney Spears sang.

Person 1 :"My loneliness-is killing me. And I, I must confess, I sill believe!!!!!!!!!!!! (still believe). When I'm with you I loose my mind, give me a siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

Person 2 : Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Are you singing that legendary Britney Spears song?

Person 1 : YEP!!!!!!!!

by Ashyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy February 7, 2021