Skip to main content

preexisting condition

despite having a new girlfriend/boyfriend, sex with the ex is so good it must continue. Also known as Grandfathered in.
Guy 1: I cant go man I was up all night making sweet sweet love to Lisa.

Guy 2: Dude I thought you were seeing Veronica?

Guy 1: Lisa's a preexisting condition man! Shes Grandfathered in!!!
by ChiBlonde November 10, 2012
mugGet the preexisting condition mug.

extreme condition goggles

Goggles that could make sure your eyes don't get cold in harsh weather. They can also protect from volcanoes, shrapnel, bullets, SHURIKEN, and sharp objects, like pencils.
"Take off those fucking EXTREME CONDITION GOGGLES you dweeb"
by k.o.h. January 13, 2008
mugGet the extreme condition goggles mug.

Air Condition

In the 1% motorcycle club world, air conditioning means to riddle a house with bullets, as a sign of disrespect and and open declaration of war.
” We’re gonna have to air condition their clubhouse, if they step out one more time. That’s the truth brother.”
by PhilthyUprDarby January 18, 2018
mugGet the Air Condition mug.

Classical Conditioning

A very primal and potent form of instinctive behavioral learning. This is innate in humans and animals of all kind (including fish, worms, etc). Classical conditioning forms the reason and basis for all unhealthy addictions and fetishes.

In an Orwellian type of situation, one could theoretically take over the world if they could classical condition their citizens (in fact, megacorporations are already doing it right now via advertisements).
The teacher played the exact same song every time we took a quiz. I now hate that song thanks to classical conditioning.

Even though I ate dinner, I started craving for a burger after watching a Wendy's commercial, all thanks to classical conditioning.

After seeing all these hot bikini girls in a beer commercial, brad suddenly felt the desire to crack open a cold one, all thanks to classical conditioning.

You could very well get turned on by a fire hydrant all thanks to classical conditioning.
mugGet the Classical Conditioning mug.

near blizzard-like conditions

Buzz word for any amount of snow.
One flake of snow fell on Concord NH today. Better stock up on the essentials, cuz it's NEAR BLIZZARD-LIKE CONDITIONS...
by Mohanchous January 11, 2008
mugGet the near blizzard-like conditions mug.

cumditioner

Sally was sitting on the toilet with diarrhea when, all of the sudden, Jacob created a glory hole in the wall and jizzed all over her hair. After this dose of cumditioner, Sally's hair never felt better. It was just what she had needed all along - a guy cumming on her hair through a hole while she had diarrhea!
by JoSwiSS March 1, 2009
mugGet the cumditioner mug.

the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning

Uchiha Sasuke's way to keep his hair lookin' sexy. Naruto's way of making his hair weird and yellow
"i will use the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning to make my hair like sasuke-kun!"
by delete no danna September 21, 2009
mugGet the the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email