commentfarming

Any technique used to raise ones comment count on any forum, blog, or comment section, that keeps records of and display individual comment counts. Most notable techniques are, trolling, spamming, or playing dumb to goat people.

Speaker two: don't lie you have at least 500.

Speaker one: I don't know what your talking about it only about 100.

Speaker two: dude its 500 check the counter

Speaker one: are you sure?

speaker two: Ok now you are just commentfarming

by M. Van Dunkelschreiber May 1, 2014

Comment Buzz

When the comments written by the audience or readers are more interesting or humorous than the actual source itself, the only reason you remain in / return to the source is because it has a 'Comment Buzz'. This can be applied to almost any social networking site where viewers can express opinions such as youtube, facebook, twitter, etc.

1) Tim: Dude, you're watching Friday by Rebecca Black? What are you, like 12?
James: Man, chill, sometimes I come for the comment buzz.
Tim: Yeah, sure.

2) Wayne: Check out Alana's hot bikini selfie on Facebook.

Chad: .. Found it. It's not that hot. You can't really see her boobs.
Wayne: Scroll down and check out the comment buzz! There's an argument between her ex, her sister and her new boyfriend. I think her ex is threatening to release her nudes!
Chad: No way!

3) "I'm reading this story online that's pretty lame. Only reason I keep reading is because of the hilarious comment buzz on one of the ships."

by Mang0Luver December 28, 2014

Comment Attention Whore

Person on youtube who writes "Like if You're watching in 2016" or "im only 13 and all listen is punk rock. am i cool yet?"

God that kid is such a Comment Attention Whore.

by Ni11ioN June 10, 2016

[comment] 🤥

Emoji version of "/s" but with an added malicious intent. When you want to say something sarcastically but are also using the sentence to make a pointed remark that you don't want to be mistranslated into an actual compliment.

"So much talent all in one tiktok! 🤥"

"Definitely not doing this for cheap views 🤥"

"I'm laughing so hard right now! 🤥"

Format: "comment 🤥"

by Engnineere March 16, 2021

Commentfull

I he/her that has a lot of things to say.

I am not that commentfull. Now did you hear about…..?

by Commentfull September 4, 2021

Delete Comment

When you post/write/say a comment and suddenly regret it. You say "delete comment" to tell the other party that you take it back

Party1: here are some photos of me when I was 14
Party2: LOL you look kinda fat and ugly
Party2: delete comment

Reference: Yaniqusia

by blackguy166 October 24, 2010

double comment

when you're on facebook...and some hyperactive facebook user is commenting back to back before you can finish your own frickin comment

status: yea this movie is crazyy :)

friend: what movie
(you begin to type...paranormal act...)
friend (double commenting): duuuude did you see the new winnie the pooh movie??? its frickin awesome!!
you: winnie the pooh??
friend: you have toooo!!
(you try to respond... im not really into winn...)
friend (double commenting again): i saw it with my mom last nighhht!!! then we went for icecream tooo!! mom is great :D
(you silently -__-)

by ninaskye August 21, 2011