comfartable

When you are comfortable enough around someone to flatulate.

Jorga was comfartable around Luke by now, and she was happy about that. But Luke wasn't. comfartable comfart

by Boobals November 7, 2013

Comfortidor

First heard on the season 4 finale of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, it means someone who is looking/questing for comfort.

In Buffy, Joyce (Buffy's mom) asks Xander if he's looking for conquest, and he replies that he's a Conquistador, then she asks if he's looking for comfort, to which he replies that he's a comfortidor, too.

by bravo_charlie April 3, 2010

Comfortably Dumb

Mildly intoxicated on alcohol or other substances, or just enough to dull the senses. A state of chemically induced temporary happiness. A bastardization of the phrase Comfortably Numb.

After a long day of work, John was happy to roll a fat joint and become comfortably dumb, even with the knowledge that most of the chips in his house might disappear.

by vagrant_real-estate_agent July 4, 2012

Comforter in the Dryer

When you go from vaginal sex to anal sex.

Last night she finally let me put the comforter in the dryer.

by The Thwacker January 13, 2016

comfort-zoning

When your partner is happy with you in the current comfort zone you have created. They don’t want the relationship to end but they don’t want it to move forward (I.e. moving in together, marriage, buying a house, getting a pet together , having kids) Similar to a situation-ship except the feelings are genuine.

Your partner will give you mixed signals to make the relationship stay the same.

Reason for this include but are not limited to: unresolved feelings for someone else, commitment phobia, desire to avoid adult life, their unsure of their sexuality, or they are just lazy.

*adds ex on Facebook* “we dated for like a week. Yeah she broke my heart but it was like ten years ago. Can you call her and ex?”

“Do I love her? Probably not.”

“We can start looking at houses next year for sure.”
Two weeks later: “We’ll in three years we might be able to get a house.”

“We definitely might get married someday.”

“I’m going to be a parent so maybe let’s just get some pets. But you know after we move because the land lord does allow pets right now.”

“So I’m going to ignore you at game night but don’t be mad, my friends are just self-conscious they don’t have girlfriends” *proceeds to ignore you and not so casually strokes his best friends bicep through out the night*

“Do you think (insert best friend name) is gay?”

“Aw you took the trash out, thanks. I was gonna do it but I forgot three days in a row.”

“Yeah I love you. You make me feel comfortable.”

Boom. Comfort-zoning.

by char.black March 1, 2020

comfortkurta

comfortkurta is a comforting and sweet account that admires and loves Kurapika. they love talking about Kurapika and other characters. they are really nice and a great mutual! comfortkurta loves to make kurapika happy.

“woah!!!! comfortkurta is so amazing! i love looking at their content.”
“me too!! they deserve the whole world.”

by lightyagami2972 April 2, 2021

preacher comforts

Any relief or succour got from a religious body, particularly in times of stress (confession) or dire straits (last rites)

After the divorce he thought that he was Hell bound, until he recieved some preacher comforts

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007