colloquial

another word for sperm, semen, jizz, cum, paste out of the wang, white stickey liquid.... also comes in fruit punch snapples to make the taste so sweet

Last night i colloquialed right in her eye, and it felt greeeeaattttt!

by crackbabytwack March 26, 2009

collopy

Slightly like a plumbus but not quite there. Girls like to sit on it, guys like to squirt at it through small holes and windows. Turtles hate it. Your mum, however......done

Wow! What a collopy!

Hey! I managed to squirt on that collopy from 3 miles away through a window and tiny hole! Yay for me!!!

by Buttscratchermelonman July 23, 2017

collypwned

To be pwned, slap bang in the face by collyk

Pedrocole was collypwned for being an appalling cunt

by collyk January 23, 2009

collapadated

collapsed/collapsing and outdated.

John: Look at that house, it's falling apart.
Mary: It's collapadated.

by jargon86 August 11, 2014

Collapsaurus

A collapsed overweight (or obsese) person due to prolonged, excessive physical activity. A portmanteau of the words "collapse" and "saurus" originating from various dinosaur species.

Exhausted from the steep ride up to the TV tower at Mont Pèlerin, she stopped her bike and face planted onto a field of dandylions, like the collapsaurus she was.

by PetiteSaucisse October 28, 2021

collon

Tall ass light skin boys

Collon wit the greeen eyes is hot

by Tsunami papi -la français November 23, 2021

cave collapse

The prevention of a woman from having sex with another woman. Similar to cockblocking, but applied to the lesbian persuasion.

"We collapsed Delia's cave like water in a salt mine. Dyn-o-mite!"

"I was about to score with this real hard dike from the city. Tattoos and the like. But, Davey fucking waltzed in and bricked up my cave like I was a dead Jesus or something."

For all the kiddies out there. Don't cockblock. Don't cave collapse.

by Navarond August 19, 2008