chithu

Ungodly beast feared by the ancient Greeks in 1000 B.C, known to have accompanied the minotaur in raids on villages. Image closely resembles what is currently known as a troll, hideous and morbidly obese, scientists suggest that this beast is a black hole shrinking to create a black neutron star, composed of the heaviest dark matter, this type of occurrence only happens once every 100 years. It is postulated that during this occurrence the hole sucked in matter from the earth shrinking it in size also a theory of how Atlantis sunk. The Greeks have sacrificed tons of food in order to please this beast. Lately Chithu has been acting up creating the earthquake in Japan, Haiti and all other freak weather. Chithu cannot be detected, because it is composed of matter from the black hole. It can only be detected through the horrible moaning sounds that it makes. The Greeks thought moaning which heard through amplification of the caves and valleys in Atlantis, thought that this was an actual beast. But due to modern science we know better. Modern profane terms have been derived from the term Chtihu.

He just stole my cake, what a chithu!

by solipsistsftw November 22, 2011

coitogen

a substance that would enhance one's desire to have sex; a sex stimulant.

Could a cup of hot milk with honey act as a coitogen?

by uttam maharjan February 19, 2010

cothron

A short witted fellow with a strong liking for sheep

Look at that cothron with the back legs of the sheep stuck in his boots

by Grundle March 14, 2003

Post-coital tristesse

The feeling of sadness , anxiety or depression after sex. It is mostly felt by all animals including humans except the female human and the rooster

We all have post-coital tristesse

by Jawbone December 29, 2015

coathanger

A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.

Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coathanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"

by Ruhbee! March 10, 2008

Cother Munter

Effectively "Mother Cunter", with the first letter of each word switched. Used as a clean way of saying "Mother cunter" without people getting angry, or even knowing what you are saying.

Also used as "cother munting" (Mother cunting).

"You cother munting bastard!"

"Don't be such a cother munter"

by Blaustifft August 6, 2008

Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag

The vaginal region of Briza Coothbeartsun, it is a penis hungry sausage wallet and is so stretched out that when she has children, they will be able to just meander on out.

Paul: Hey Mo!!

Mo: Yeah?

Paul: Last night I got my head stuck in Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag!!

Jordan: HOLY TITS!!!

by Paublo Unicornez >:D March 27, 2010