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Confucked

1. When you're confused on what to do but you're fucked no matter what you choose to do

2. Really fucking confused
1. When someone is dating two people and had to choose one of them, yet they both find out anyways, that person is confucked

2. When people ask why it Arkansas instead of Ar-kansas
by RandomAnxiousPerson June 15, 2018
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Confucked

Confucked.

Confused and fucked up and the same time.
A male may act like a girl for a day, and then act like a guy the next day.

Confused or fucked up on which gender to be. Confucked.

"You are confucked on gender."
by Can't touch me September 5, 2018
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cufuckling

When two people cufuckle they want to fuck but don't (for whatever reason) cufuckling is a mixture of cuddling, fucking and fondling it's not actual sexual intercourse so it can be done in public lunchtime
John and Brenda cufuckle in the mall

Gina and Dan cufuckle at school during lunch because they can't actually fuck due to religious restraints so they are always cufuckling
by Yusefey September 6, 2018
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cowfucker

A tall thin man boy from the midlands region of Zimbabwe who likes zinjathropuses ,weed ,porn and exhibits gay behaviour most times
Mr Dube if you keep on acting like that you are being a cowfucker
by derickbeltz September 10, 2018
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Confuckingused

Now this word right here is American. It meant a that the person saying it is either “Fucking confused” or are confused to the extent that their brain is being fucked.
Man, I’m confuckingused about how we are the only place that’s awesomely free. - Hillbilly Joe
by LearnedZombie January 5, 2019
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Confucked

A hybrid of Confused and Fucked, when your brain is at the absolute point where you’re so mind-fucked and confused you have no idea what is going on.
Dude, I’m so confucked right now...
by Daaavsdaman March 14, 2019
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Confuckulater

Josh used his confuckulater technique on the dishwasher
by Daddylongd3 May 15, 2019
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