Coconutted

To add coconut to something

Aly: I just got coconutted at starbucks
Chris: you cant get enough coconut flavored drinks can you?

by TRASH FROG October 22, 2019

coconize

To inject coconut milk into oneself's veins

I remember when I was young we used to coconize all the time.

by Zselé December 15, 2020

Coconut

The coconut tree is a member of the palm tree family and the only living species of the genus Cocos. The term "coconut" can refer to the whole coconut palm, the seed, or the fruit, which botanically is a drupe, not a nut. The name comes from the old Portuguese word coco, meaning "head" or "skull", after the three indentations on the coconut shell that resemble facial features. They are ubiquitous in coastal tropical regions and are a cultural icon of the tropics. It is one of the most useful trees in the world and is often referred to as the "tree of life". It provides food, fuel, cosmetics, folk medicine, and building materials, among many other uses. The inner flesh of the mature seed, as well as the coconut milk extracted from it, form a regular part of the diets of many people in the tropical region. Coconuts are distinct from other fruits because their endosperm contains a large quantity of clear liquid, called coconut water or coconut juice. Mature, ripe coconuts can be used as edible seeds or processed for oil and plant milk from the flesh, charcoal from the hard shell, and coir from the fibrous husk. Dried coconut flesh and the oil and milk derived from it are commonly used in cooking, frying in particular, as well as in soaps and cosmetics. Sweet coconut sap can be made into drinks or fermented into palm wine or coconut vinegar. The hard shells, fibrous husks, and long pinnate leaves can be used as material to make a variety of products for furnishing and decoration.

Person 1:Want some coconuts?

Person 2:YES!

Person 1:How much will you need?

Person 2:As much as you can get!

Person 1:Ok. I'll be back in an hour with the coconuts. bye.

Person 2:Bye!

by Everything Dictionary May 3, 2021

coconut kachow

a good phrase after officially killing someone close to you and getting away with it.

“you just got coconut kachowed loser”

by Pifferoni February 14, 2022

coconutvr

Coconut monke that gets lots off bitches

Look there’s coconutvr I wanna be his girlfriend

by My_name_is_secret March 10, 2022

Coconut Treatment

The coconut treatment is where you brutally beat a skull until it fractures 3 times, which resembles the three holes in a coconut. You then proceed to break open the skull as if it was a coconut.

Sammy Samster: see that guy of a darker complexion over there?
Stu Macher: yeah let’s give that fucker the coconut treatment!

*Stu Macher and Sammy Samster proceeds to give the man the coconut treatment*

by Smile 😐 October 2, 2023

Salty Coconut

A sex act: When you piss, shit, and cum in a blender, blend them all together, empty it into a condom, tie off the end, then proceed to throw the filled condom at your partner who is wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

Johnny threw his Salty Coconut at Sally while they were in bed together, Sally enjoyed it very much.

by saltycoconut69 September 25, 2017