cockneck

A giant toolsack. Utterly worthless in every conceivable way. Wilford Brimley shows such disdain for these people that he kills them on sight with his bare hands. The complete opposite of Theron.

That cockneck cried while watching Titanic.

Wow if John were anymore of a cockneck he'd be wearing Crocs.

by Theronkillshobos. June 29, 2008

cocknoxious

The act of being an over barring faggot and have to make everyone in your presence know you're a cock sucker.

Man you see that guy over there at the gay bar? He's pretty fucking cocknoxious.

by StainedSheets July 7, 2010

Cockness Monster

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.

She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.

by The Amazing Larry January 13, 2011

Cockeyed Freak

Cockeyed freak is a term usually used on a nigga that is cockeyed, and is stupid

Isreal: Is 2+2 5?
You: No! You cockeyed freak!!

by Zombie234 July 18, 2019

No Cocky

When you say something that is really arrogant but you're not trying to be cocky, so after you say it and realize it was cocky, you say "no cocky." A lot like "no homo"

Student A: "You gonna study for the final?"
Student B: "Nah man, I have a 95% in the class, i can bomb it and still get an A in the class. No cocky."

by Supherman January 15, 2011

Cocknoggin

Alternative to "Dickhead"

My boss is such a cocknoggin, he won't pay me for all the overtime I put in last week.

by Size_Mick June 14, 2003

Cocknostril

The opening at the end of the penis. 2. When your best friend turns into a nagging fucking whining bitch, he/she becomes this. 3. A failed attempt at being human.

"Dude, I think my cocknostril is infected...

"Shut up man, you're turning into a cocknostril".

Person 1: "Hey look at that homeless bum!"

Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's a cocknostril."

by Ubersturmbannfuhrer Donitz February 19, 2010