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pissing contest

Term most famously used by President Lyndon B. Johnson, perhaps the most foul-mouthed senior politician in the history of the USA, who famously instructed us "not to get into a pissing contest with a polecat." Unfortunately, Johnson failed to take his own advice and embroiled American troops in Vietnam.
Given that I instructed my fellow Americans not to get into a pissing contest with a polecat, the sheer amount of urine on my business suit is a tad surprising.
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk December 2, 2004
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Wet T-shirt contest

A contest that young women wear white or light- colored T-shirts without anything underneath and get sprayed on their chest with water making their T-shirts see-through and nipples visible.
Girl 1: Aye, have you ever won a wet T-shirt contest?
Girl 2: Yah!, it was the best thing I ever did!
by booboobearlalalaaa January 24, 2014
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Coatesville, Pa

Coatesville is a small city located approximately 1 hour in the western suburbs of Philadelphia. Coatesville is the only city in Chester County and is widely known for it's cultural diversity. Coatesville has a bad reputation within Chester County but this is mainly due to Racism and Ignorance. While most people think of Coatesville as the 10 blocks within the city, in fact Coatesville encompasses numerous outside townships. If you are a resident of Coatesville, you could possibly live on a farm, in the city or in a suburban neignborhood. Coatesville schools not only provide quality educational experiences but also offer a priceless cultural education. People who are graduates and/or former residents of Coatesville will speak of how living in Coatesville has shaped who they are today and has made them better, more socially aware members of society.
We are going to Coatesville, Pa to watch the Christmas parade.
by sick-of-ignorance-mom March 20, 2009
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dick-measuring contest

A male competition among well-endowed dudes for the bragging rights of the winner being able to say, with reference to his hard cock, "Mine's bigger."
My nine inch cock easily won the eighth grade dick-measuring contest, winning the admiration and respect of my classmates.
by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019
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Candy coated

When a car has candy paint, or a high gloss paint finish, on it.

See Shawnna's song, "Candy Coated"
DAMN! That car is candy coated!
by Pomegranate July 4, 2006
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Internet Penis Size Contest

Comparing computer porn collections.
Jim and Bill's internet penis size contested ended with both of them feeling disgusted at each other.
by DarkAsTheNight July 30, 2006
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Barefoot Contessa

1. Ina Garten, host of FN's Barefoot Contessa.

2. Term used to describe someone who, once caught in such a reprehensible act as denying for two years to meet a terminally ill child, will try to resolve the situation by displacing blame one whoever else can take it (such as assistants) and claiming to be unaware of anything.

3. One who garners such an obsessive and delusional fan base, that once their divinity's name is uttered they pop out to lash out vehemently against any who seem not praise this TV personality.
The terminally ill child is now looking forward to completing a wish to swim with the dolphins, and has moved on.

Barefoot Contessa: Is there a more arrogant nickname to choose for yourself?
by Letsnotdothis April 24, 2011
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