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once upon a time a virus from china spread all over the world but in the us people hoarded toilet paper
johnny went to Walmart to get toilet paper but instead got coronavirus
by skrrt0683 April 9, 2020
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Not to be mean or bad but. CORONAVIRUS IS THE MOST BIG SHIT IN ALL THE WORLD AND FUCK THAT CHINA MAN THAT EATED THE BAT SOUP
by Thecoronahater July 22, 2020
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The stupid coronavirus stopped the champions league
by Craxyz May 26, 2020
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A fucking virus that everyone hates
Human 1: I have Coronavirus
Human 2: Well fuck u then
by IziPeeZee February 10, 2021
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Guy 1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS!
Guy 2: What??!
Guy 1: FUCK CORONAVIRUS I JUST EATED STRANGER'S POOP
Guy 2: Chill bro!

Guy 1: NOW I CAN'T GO TO THE MALL OR AIRPORT I JUST BOUGHT A HOTEL IN RUSSIA FOR $500!!!!
Guy 2: Why you don't go to my hotel?
Guy 1: YOU ARE A NASTY FUCK! YOUR HOTEL IS DIRTY I WANT TO.... *dies*
Guy 2: If you don't believe Coronavirus.... You're dead forever
Guy 1: *Saying "FUUUUUUUUUCK" In his brain*
by Senickres August 31, 2021
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Coronavirus is deadly
by Humanpotato69 June 13, 2020
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A surface matter for the power struggle beneath the surface between the people trying to keep pulling the strings of the rest of the population that get their strings pulled right into a testing line or a vaccine line (or a slaughterhouse line for that matter, since a slaughterhouse is where sheep go).
The coronavirus was something that would get people's attention and distract them from continuing to fight what they were really fighting.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
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