What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 31, 2024

Climbing Mt Everest

When you lick your way slowly up to the top of ones nipples.

Dude, my gf told me I can take her climbing Mt Everest some time! I'm so stoked!

by Queer_Qenton August 03, 2016

climbing out

When asked how I was dealing with the flu, I responded that I was “climbing out”. I am improving!!

I am climbing out from a bad case of the flu !!

by Mickeyturtles February 18, 2018

Climbing Vine

its a sexual position where a very short girl (midget/Dwarf) climbs a tall mans leg untill she reach the penis. Then she latches on with her mouth and poop golden eggs (golden butplugs)

"me and Caroline sure as hell did the climbing vine last night"

by CurZeboi June 12, 2019

Climbing Mount Zion

Used when someone is stuck on the long Zion Williamson loading screen in NBA 2k21 Ps5 version.

You: Yo I'm in the park, join on me.
Bum: Hold up climbing Mount Zion.

by DudeMan37 March 04, 2021

Climbing a tree

Sex with a tall girl

Climbing a tree: Vro I’m boutta climb a tree tonight

by Draxs pseudonym June 01, 2024

I am climbing up your tower

you can kiss my ass

I am climbing up your tower
And I'm smudging up your glass
HEY

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 04, 2024