cooter climbing

When your money is so deep, that you need spelunking gear.

Gear up guys, we're going cooter climbing for mother's day.

by RustyPWhole May 22, 2017

plaster climbing

Climbing where the only equipment or supplies carried is a bottle of booze, carried in hand. Must be performed outside, with every member of the group completely smashed. Survival should come as a surprise.

Plaster climbing sounds like a good idea after a few days of drinking, and only then.

by Phil Ski July 16, 2006

I am climbing up your tower

you can kiss my ass

I am climbing up your tower
And I'm smudging up your glass
HEY

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024

Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.

Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin

by Stretch04 October 5, 2023

Tree climbing

When an older women intentionally will seek out much younger men for her own selfish sexual pleasure !

Look out she’s tree climbing again tonight only young sexy men need to worry!

by Tree climbing gilf February 28, 2023

Air climbing

To put on aires. To act superior to others. To act superior when you are perceived to be in an inferior position.

Why you air climbing?

by LisaDarrin August 3, 2021

Distance Climb

Distance climbing is the act of climbing or scaling a surface in a video game that’s cool!

“Hey check it out, Todd is playing among us, AND HES DISTANCE CLIMBING!”

by The real alix August 3, 2023