Clifberger

A human footprint left in concrete or pavement.

That guy is so fat, you can follow his clifbergers to find him.

by Holehearted June 11, 2018

clikb

"clikb" is used to describe something that is really awesome, it is pronounced as "click-buh" if you pronounce it any different that's okay.

Guy: Hey dude that's a nice T-shirt! Dare I say, a real clikb T-shirt!
Dude: thanks my Guy! that's a pretty clikb shirt too!

by Ommetuck July 6, 2023

Jamaican clambake

Smoking pot in the bathroom with the shower steaming hot.

When I get home I’m gonna get a nice Jamaican clambake going!

by Vtblaster December 3, 2018

pole climber

A slang term for a homosexual male.

That dude is a definite pole climber. (Meat-pole that is.)

by BigMattock January 3, 2007

rock climber

A very particular breed of human being who lives for the spirit adventure and for the adrenaline along with it. Fingers of steel, forearms like Popeye, they seek the raw experiences of an earlier time. Some call them crazy, others admire them.

Rock climbers are a cross between hippies and athletic risk takers.

by Jackknife Merle September 5, 2014

Chimbley

1. An alternate pronunciation of the word 'chimney'.
2. Part of a wonderful Decemberists song titled The Chimbley Sweep.

1. Lucille smokes like a chimbley.
2. For I am a poor and a wretched boy, a chimbley chimbley sweep.

by Ktee August 25, 2005

Social Climbing Fakers

Any person of humble social origins who aspires to be a member of a higher and / or more affluent social circle. In order to qualify as a 'social climber' this person must first and foremost be an utter liar and one who will stop at nothing to shamelessly promote themselves above their social standing and ABILITY. For example, they went to a Polytechnic which suddenly translates into Eton followed by Durham University. They bullshit to the Boss about how hard working they are at the expense of their truly industrious, focused subordinates. In other words they are capricious and will stop at nothing to fuck you over and get promoted. They think they've 'made it' to the higher echelons when they've acquired a low spec BMW or Audi Q5 (insert name and model of other expensive motor vehicle) even though they had to take out a high interest dodgy loan to 'buy' this 'bauble'. They gossip and slag everyone off; they call people 'tramps' and such like when they look like shit themselves. The social climber will typically try to associate with completely higher ranking people, thus living beyond their means and totally ignore those of a lesser rank than themselves (particularly at social functions). It's all smoke and mirrors, networking and consolidation loans. They are so self indulgent that they fail to realise that their act is paper thin and their betters laugh at how ridiculous they are.

Person A: I've secured myself an invite to the Colonel's Dining Out.
Person B: Really, I didn't know about that.
Person A: (Smug) Of course you didn't, you're on duty call out anyway and your wife has to baby sit for us.
Person B: What, again? Fuck off you social climbing fakers.

Man: But I can't even play golf, what the deuce? I don't even own golf clubs!!!
Ambitious Wife: Buy some on the credit card. The big boss plays golf and you need to network!!!
Man: Yes your Highness.

by TheManWhoDestroyedTheClique October 18, 2012