Cleveland Harvest

The act of shitting on your partners groin, rubbing it to their pubic hair, then spunking into the field.

Lord Goader opened up his brown eye and released a burly length onto little eugene, ploughed it into his balls and then planted some seeds in the choad valley ready for the cleveland harvest.

by Dave Swooner March 11, 2008

Cleveland Steamer

The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2004

Cleveland Accordion

The act of kneeling over your woman, beating off, and quietly shitting on her knees, before loudly busting out onto her face. Then, in the mass confusion, you slam her knees and face together, like an accordion.

Man it was crazy. i gave her a cleveland accordion and she didn't know what hit her!

by blakbelt88 January 14, 2010

Cleveland Stairmaster

While walking up a flight of stairs, taking a projectile shit or sharting (fart & shit at the same time) on the person behind you.

Guy 1: Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl did last night!

Guy 2: She didn't fake it?

Guy 1: Nah, I was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her ass and she suprised me with a Cleveland Stairmaster!

Guy 2: Dude....

by Skadandy88 December 14, 2010

Cleveland Brown

nice uniform bad helemt (nice body ugly face)

Man that girl is a Cleveland Brown i wish i had a paper bag.

by Blake, Brett, and Jason September 23, 2003

Cleveland Hurricane

Night before drink a case a beer and about 5 chili dogs. Have morning sex.When you come push as hard as you can and spackle everything with in 4 feet of you. Enjoy the destruction!!!

That is a Cleveland Hurricane.......the definition explains it all.

by Matthew13 May 19, 2006

Cleveland Steam

Describes the act of having your girlfriend sit on your face, while you eat her box. When she comes, she shits on your chest.

A Cleveland Steam results in steam actually rising from your chest after the deposit has been made.

by Doodsterola January 14, 2012