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Originally, a clear channel radio station was one that had somehow gotten the right to have a number on the dial with no other radio stations anywhere near it-- therefore, you could hear it for hundreds of miles, both because it had a very strong signal, and because there were no other radio stations with similar dial numbers competing with it.
35 years ago, you could hear WBZ (which was a clear channel radio station based in Boston) as far away as Ohio.
clear channel by bandcampgirl183 September 28, 2005
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Clear Tape 

In hockey, this is what you do to the bottom of your teammates' skates in the locker room to make them fall over when they step onto the ice. It is usually effective if one of your teammates is being a real dbag.
Heater: "I was open in the high slot to clap a monster bomb, but Seto just held the biscuit."

Teammate "Yeah, I saw that. you can always just clear tape his blades."
Clear Tape by Benn Dohver September 5, 2013

Clear As The Gulf Coast

Similar to "clear as mud," referencing the BP oil spill in the Gulf Coast
He was clear as the Gulf Coast when he told me where to go.

Clear goggles 

The phenomenon of utter awareness of one's own and others' actions, that one experiences when abstaining from drinking on a night out.
"I'm wearing my clear goggles tonight. I'm going to punch Dave in the face and then blame it on alcohol. God, I hate Dave."

"Tom thinks we were all too drunk to remember what he did last night. But I was wearing my clear goggles"
Clear goggles by Jungle Panda November 21, 2009

clear-the-rear 

Uncontrollable diaorreah out of the ass, it is so fluid that one cannot simply stop and get a blumpkin. It is recomended that you do NOT attempt the clear-the-rear, because it could lead to serious butthole swelling and inflammation, or death.
"I was busting for the toilet so bad, that i knew i had to Clear-The-Rear."
clear-the-rear by Squimp July 15, 2014

clear port 

What Jay-Z calls an air port
clear port by Shishi April 16, 2003

Clear vision 

The state of mind after a man/woman has reached orgasm while masturbating or having sex. It's those couple of seconds/minutes when the person actually thinks logically and without any bias from the sex drive he/she normally has.
- So did you bang that girl/guy last light in the end?
- No, I went to the bathroom and jerked off that day. Then I had a CLEAR VISION and thought that I shouldn't cheat on my girlfriend.

Or

I really want to try sex without condoms, so I did, but just before I came I had a CLEAR VISION and pulled out as fast as I could. I'm glad that happened, I could have got her pregnant.
Clear vision by likeasamboodee October 1, 2016