Cairns high

A crappy high school in Cairns, far north Queensland. Although it is undeniably trash, it is probably the least trash school in Cairns.

Although that's not saying much.
Given your other options are:
A druggo at tbay
A thief at wooree
Gay at saints or monnies
Broke at TAS
A sex worker at Redlynch
or Ignored at Saint Mary's

It's important to note that Cairns high, is (undeniably) better than brissie state high - as demonstrated by just about every fanfare (a state run school music competition).

(Except that time the Cairns high symphony orchestra lost a hecking percussion ensemble)

I'm not gonna lie, if you want your kids to get an education move away from Cairns.

Monnies girl 1: I can't believe we came second at Eisteddfod again.
Monnies girl 2: I think Cairns high bribes the judges

by Yeetyboi420 November 29, 2018

carni-ripped

paying an extreme amount for something at a fair/carnival that is actually very cheap.

me: dude, i just paid like, 20 bucks to win this stupid stuffed dog.

friend: yep, you just got carni-ripped.

by stlaiyplkonrot January 31, 2009

Carnesseur

A carnesseur is a person who has a great deal of knowledge about fine meats, or an expert judge in matters of taste.

Joel always spoke of his love for steak tartare, he was known as the steakhouses' carnesseur.

by jaggedlines September 15, 2010

Carn'tivore

a vegetarian who can't resist eating meat

Clare is such a Carn'tivore she had another bacon sandwich this morning and is still going on that Meat is Murder march on saturday

by twentydollar g string girl March 10, 2011

carnal corn

Corn discovered in a partner's stool after anal sex

So Sasha had corn on the cob for dinner and then you plowed her in the ass?
Yeah, dude. Serious carnal corn.

by Johnny Blackjack July 30, 2015

Carnaged

The process of ones heart being shredded, destroyed shattered. When you’ve read a book or novel that’s left you so destroyed or heartbroken you feel lost.

I finished That new Novel and I’ve been Carnaged .

by Mellie13 October 26, 2017

Carnegie Syndrome

When the rich try to buy back their reputations by donating large amounts of money publicly.

Bob fracked for oil in our community until we had sink holes, then he donated money to build a stadium with his name on it, it’s the definition of Carnegie Syndrome.

by Beautybind October 13, 2019