Chufmonkey

1. An abnormally wide penis comparable to a kaiser roll.

2. An abnormally wide piece of stool.

Examples:

1. Shit, my chufmonkey got stuck on my zipper.

2. Somebody forgot to flush their chufmonkey.

by BillCheese1 February 5, 2010

chuffy

to be puffed up with self contented delight, happiness and well being; to be chuffed, full of chuffiness, to things chuffily.

a ruffled grouse puffing up its feathers
in courtship.

by Serena Rykert February 24, 2004

chuffnut

A chunk of shit stuck between your ass cheeks. Generally missed if you've been too hasty wiping your ass after a dump.

Man, I only wiped once, and now I have a chuffnut the size of an egg in my ass.

by Stu October 12, 2003

chubfuck

someone that is fat or obese & ugly as shit

An example of a chubfuck is Jereme Lee Luther.

by KevinSmitharrr November 30, 2006

Chula Vista

Chula Vista is a fucking bomb-ass city south of san diego. Everyone in north county says its hella ghetto but the truth is its not that bad. I'ts safe to say that WEST chula (west of the 805) is the 4th most ghetto place in SD county (1st. Southeast, 2nd. National City, 3rd. San Ysidro). Its filled with low-income neighborhoods and alot of gang activity. Varrio Chula Vista and Otay are the two big Chula Vista gangs and they are arch-rivals. Otay comes from the neighborhood "Otay" which is the most ghetto neighborhood in in Chula Vista. EASTERN chula (eastlake, otay ranch, and bonita) is a SUPER nice place and has a VERY VERY different vibe from west chula vista. It has expensive-ass houses, sexy-ass neighborhoods, and a bunch of white people. Here, there are gangs but very few, and surely not enough to be a threat, or even notice. Although it has its good parts and bad parts, Chula Vista is an all around Fucking awesome city! the high schoolers in this city are well known for knowing how to party!! the mexican food is hella bomb! and the bitches r fine as hell! theres even a soak city here!! I'd have to say the only downs is that we have a good police force, there are annoying ass cholos and chula vista is home to the sociales!!!!!

Mexican: ey foo, u wanna drive down to Chula Vista to kick it, maybe get at some bitches?

Whitey: Are you crazy?! i don't wanna get stabbed by some fucking cholo!

Mexican: Fag

by SDxLoc February 17, 2010

Chelfie

1. Chinese Selfie

2. To take a selfie with nothing significant around or for no particular reason.

Bro.. Look at that dude taking a selfie next to that bin.

Man that's such a pointless chelfie..

by CBear618 March 5, 2014

Chuff like a wizard's sleeve

Having a wide or loose vagina.

I banged your sister and man, she's got a chuff like a wizard's sleeve. I couldn't feel her at all.

by Our Lady of Sporks August 12, 2011