turbo christian

An overzealous, ignorant religious person who, like a turbo charger, gets all spun up and blows nothing but hot air.

Paul is such a Turbo Christian he believes the earth is only 6000 years old.

by bobanja June 19, 2016

christa janowiak

Original creator of the phrase “boneless wings are chicken nuggets”

Dude, Christa Janowiak told us all that boneless wings are chicken nuggets.

by Xander1999 February 12, 2018

Christian Side Hug

A form of greeting promoted by some Christian groups in which two parties hug by wrapping one arm around the shoulder of the other person, as if posing for a photo, rather than the traditional "front hug," or wrapping both arms around the shoulders or waist from the front. The motivation behind the side hug is that frontal hugs allow the two parties' crotches to touch, apparently emulating sexual activity.

While the Christian side hug has been promoted for a few decades, it came to the attention of the Internet with a much-ridiculed Youtube video posted in November 2009, in which a Christian rap group attending the 2009 Encounter Generation Conference, a Christian youth conference, performed a rap song explaining the merits of the side hug. The video's unintentionally humorous message, lyrics, and the behavior of the performers (including mock gunfire and police sirens contradicting the Christian message of the song) made it an Internet sensation, much to the embarrassment of Christians.

Debate ensued over how serious the song was intended to be. The writer and lead singer explained that the song was meant to parody overly protective Christian ideas. However, both the lyrics and the EG Conference's website clearly state that anyone caught "front hugging" will be removed from the event, calling this claim into question. Regardless, the video has already become extremely popular on Youtube and has spawned several spoofs.

Guy: Hey babe, what's up? Wanna go back to my place?
Girl: Nah, gimme dat Christian side hug instead?
Guy: I'm dumping you.

by BlackDoomShadow December 8, 2009

Christian Minecraft server

No swearing in me Christian Minecraft server

Watch ur language in me Christian Minecraft server!

by squadsquadyt February 25, 2019

christiana

christiana often referred to as christmas is a modest, vERy talented girl. she can play like five instruments and constantly corrects u that it's four. thats how modest she is. she also always stresses about tests even tho she's asian and like rlly smart. she always ends up getting an A. she will always call with you on instagram and create urban dictionary definitions with you when you're bored. she is an amazing friend to have and will always defend you and have your back against others. also everyone calls her christina and so it's kinda funny being in a class with her when there's a sub.

a: i was getting bullied on call of duty yesterday
b: omg. i bet if christiana was there she would've gotten mvp by killing them over and over again.

by sP0oDer November 3, 2019

Landmark Christian school

Landmark Christian school is built on top of the train tracks. Bill thorn is God himself. The cross country team wins state every year. #15 on the basketball team is cute and a baller. Everyone on the football team left to go to a better highschool.

Landmark christian school was created by Bill in 7 days.

by Goteem123456789 March 4, 2019

Hope Christian Schools

Hope Christian Schools is a “christian” Elementary school, Mid School, and High School. They focus more on making you learn and memorize verses than actual useful things. They also enjoy spending the students $10,000 a year tuition on useless things like golf carts, interactive smart boards, and a shade structure that doesn’t even work instead of spending their money on things such as better teacher salary and food that doesn’t taste like it came from the toilets at Taco Bell.

Person 1: hey what school do you go to
Person 2: Hope Christian schools

Person 1: that sucks

by Johnothan Swift May 25, 2019