riding the cotton pony

having a period; menstruating.

better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.

by Dunky Oggins November 23, 2003

Cotton Carl

Pooping into a sock and then hitting somebody with it.

Joe was being a deuche so I gave him a cotton carl.

by David Cantonicle September 20, 2006

partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil

Street slang for sperm.

Some partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil came out my penis.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

don't cotton to

Southern United States slang phrase meaning do not like, agree with or mistrust. As in 'those two boxers don't cotton each other.

"don't cotton to politics"

by J.Birmingham January 20, 2009

cotton

want; accept; appreciate; to put up with; to take kindly to

We don't cotton to insert your favorite racial slur around these parts.

by safojdf May 29, 2010

Cotton Mouth Killer

Soda with Lots of bubbles. Prefably Pepsi in a can and very cold. this works great! seriously, try it.

(the bubbles seem to make it go away)

im gonna get some Cotton Mouth Killer from the fridge, want any?

by Vincenzo December 3, 2003

cottoned on

come to some sort of realisation

the guy hasn't cottoned on to us stealing all his shit yet

by searchaboob April 22, 2010