chopstick

An Asian Man's weapon of mass destruction

Guy 1: Bro I heard that the Viet Congs used chopsticks to assassinate people!
Guy 2: Wait what?! How?
Guy 1: They shoved the chopsticks up their asses

by SomeAsianGuyWannabe April 22, 2020

Lodged Chopsticks

Lodged Chopsticks- When a person is asian and anal retentive about something (which most asians are) one might say that have a bad case of "lodged chopsticks" up their ass.

Hey Timmy, Did you see Serena today? She has a euro test and is bitching at everyone. She must have lodged chopsticks up her ass.

by Susie Red December 24, 2006

i choose you off

asking somebody if they want to fight (fist fight)!

hey jerk u just called my wife a bitch.i choose you off.

by sneakystevep November 4, 2017

smacking your chops

Opening and closing one's mouth in a way that causes the spit within to make audible noise. Occurs during talking or inhaling through the mouth.

Please stop smacking your chops, it is annoying for headphone users to listen to.

by TheGuyWhoKnowsWords February 24, 2015

Slut Chops

A word used to describe a promiscuous female. The phrase is derived from the words "slut", meaning a female who willingly partakes in casual sex with several partners, and the word "chops" which is common slang for "mouth." The doubling of these two words to form this phrase, may be as a result of the person in question's mouth being particularly slutty i.e gushing with ejaculate.

Hey, look at that Slut Chops over there!

by redcat88 August 7, 2010

mutten chops

very big and/or thick sideburns that go down the side of your face or towards the back of your head

liz has mutton chops, not pork chops, kevin

by Anonymous January 26, 2003

Lame Chops

Associated with anything lame.

1-"Hey, I just bought the new Harry Potter on DVD and VHS!"
2-"Wow, that would go well with a big plate of lame chops."

by Mac, February 24, 2008