I will choke you with your own asshole!!!

A threatening statement that is so profoundly impossible that it will both amuse, confuse and terrify its recipient.

If you make that annoying noise again, "I will choke you with your own asshole!!!"

by asshole choker March 26, 2010

chok dee

Chok dee means good luck in Thai

Chok dee is use commonly amongst muay thai fighers

Before fight starts in Contender Asia 'chok dee! '

by thaiman March 23, 2008

Chocky milk

a drink that makes the pain go away. A way to forget about all your damn struggles. Chocky milk is best after being rejected or having a bad day :(

Sam: My gf isn’t my valentine
Dan: That sucks bruh
Sam:*goes home lemme pop a chocky milk. Screw it two scoops the pain is unbearable and chocky milk make pain go away

by kiwi with a lot of haters January 26, 2021

cock chock

using the hand to stop the cock from going too far in your mouth so you don't gag

This guy was so big that I had to cock chock his junk before I puked

by squibbie July 18, 2010

Chock Puckler

A thinly veiled pseudonym for "cock-sucker", permitting use of the term in public settings where the the unabashed term might be frowned upon.

* While in the crowd at a little league game *
You: Chris Matthews is a chock puckler.
Them: Come again?
You: Total chock puckler
Them: Ahh, got it

by SurferJ November 21, 2011

Parrot-choke

When you choke a (fe)male until they start repeating shit you say.

Guy 1: So did you fuck her last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I parrot-choked her an she started repeating everything I said, even my groans!

by Madorgavannah May 29, 2019

It's chockers!

Expression to denote an extreme amount of something, especially when referencing urban traffic or traffic jams.

The one day I left for work early and... my gosh... it's chockers!

by buoya November 29, 2011