Chode Licker

1. A person who licks chode.

2. An odious, despicable, repugnant, piece of shit person who does not deserve any respect.
3. A crazy motherfucker. aka "Cookoo"

I caught my boyfriend Thomas cheating on me, what a chode licker!

That chode licker thinks we should get back together! WTF?

by YKWIA really?? January 12, 2010

chode teaser

Pressing on the chode right before male ejaculation prolonging orgasm and increasing pleasure!

Right before Mr. Big came, Mrs. Big gave Mr Big a chode teaser!

by SJ&K w/help from Dr. T November 6, 2006

Choad Mongrel

A person who goes around collecting sperm for no particular reason.

Similar to a stamp collection... but its sperm.

1: Craigs such a Choad Mongrel.

2: What a creep..

by Nesnah February 12, 2009

Chodebagger

A description for a person who is a whore or a ho.

Have you seen Angel? She's such a Chodebagger!

by PeaceLoveLexi January 17, 2010

chode odor

A foul smell a chode has, specially when unwashed.

Dude you should really consider washing your penis. Your chode odor is stinkin up the dorm.

by Betty Chodaswipe November 12, 2010

Chode Mchaggis

Cornwall’s Scottish dignitary who does not realise she is not black. Main form of sustenance being bru.

Chode Mchaggis

by 00000000000000000000000000001 November 16, 2010

Chode Sam

Chode - A penis/person wider than it is long. Chodes are usually by the name, Sam Roberts and Samuel L. Jackson. They are Chodes because they eat a lot and refrain from doing physical activity. Also known as Tank Sam.

Sam means the name of one person who is - Super At Masterbation and is a Sexually Attractive Male.

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.

That guy is such a Chode Sam.

by Jhbrag August 22, 2011