Chipotle Shock

That feeling of fullness after eating a full order of something at Chipotle.

I felt intense Chipotle Shock after eating a steak burrito and spent half an hour on the shitter.

by TiffanyandCo December 17, 2012

Chipotle Chursday

Chipotle Thursday

It’s Chipotle Chursday!!! Yummy!!

by LingDanc803 April 26, 2023

Driving to chipotle

Stalking someone

I was driving to chipotle when I “happened” to see you through your bathroom window on the third story of your apartment building.

by BicolasChrissy December 8, 2022

Number 27 at Chipotle

The number 27 at Chipotle involves a man with only a ski mask and leather straps walking into the chipotle kitchen and shitting into a tortilla and then jizzing all over the shit and then making a salad were the man pisses in it and then excretes little shit balls from his anus and using that instead of tomatoes, the salad then goes onto the tortilla with the shit and jizz still on there, the man then wraps the tortilla turning it into a burrito walks out of the kitchen then says to the customer while covered in shit jizz and piss "Here's your number 27"

"That Number 27 at Chipotle was really good, but it was missing something"

by JoeyFi December 12, 2023

Chipotle

Wanting to have sex with your teacher/professor

Professor, my chipotle is ready, can I go get it?

Class Dismissed.

by Ausomefire September 20, 2023

Chipotle

Best food no doubt

Omg I need some good food right now
Get some chipotle

by Brunch123 October 27, 2019

Chipotle Bowl

When one sexual partner lays face down, ass in the air, while the other partner licks around their unclean anus while masturbating them.

I gave my wife a chipotle bowl in bed the other night and now I have e coli.

by extramsg November 6, 2020