Chipotle Coma

Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.

Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.

by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015

Chipotle

Best food no doubt

Omg I need some good food right now
Get some chipotle

by Brunch123 October 27, 2019

Chipotle

It’s like subway but for Mexican food

ChipotleYou watch them make it behind glass just like subway does but you can explode your toilet from having too much burritos

by Ryanvriends July 9, 2019

chipotle potato

Someone who literally sits around and just eats chipotle

" Why is she always with the same burrito? She's literally such a chipotle potato. "

by gettinghotnottheweather November 6, 2015

Chipotle

Chipotle is a mexican restaurant. I've actually never been there but apparently it's super good. I mean all the basic hoes love it. It's loved by many and tbh is overrated.

"Omg I love Chipotle. Chipotle is ma liiiife!"

by Tayliss the maker November 12, 2018

Chipotle

Great foods that make you explode

Oh my god I love chipotle! Chipotle is my life

by Vines and Dolan Twins May 8, 2018

Driving to chipotle

Stalking someone

I was driving to chipotle when I “happened” to see you through your bathroom window on the third story of your apartment building.

by BicolasChrissy December 8, 2022