Buffing the chimp

The art of male masturbation once you mature enough to realize its cheaper to keep her and you resort to a regular schedule of buffing the chimp instead of chasing strange tail .

Lou took a half a day again today, I bet he's home buffing the chimp.

by Slump Daddy January 24, 2014

stoop chimp

Another word for porch monkey

Look at all these stoop chimps

by 10yearniggas March 12, 2019

chimp skin

a racist term to define a black person or their skin

look at that chimp skin over there
that chimp skinned nigger tried to steal my chicken

by nick-cares May 20, 2022

Chimp Fist

Fisting a person with a Prolapsed Anus

Hey Mac, did you Chimp Fist Jan’s daughter?

by Freetheturtle April 17, 2021

Little Chimp

Little Chimp is an alcoholic drink based on a mixture of vodka, red wine, tequila, gin, rum and whisky.

That little chimp drink was so bitter!

by budgetgod June 30, 2017

Gomp Chimp

An expression of the simultaneous pressing of mortality and freedom of immortality, especially when induced by asphyxiation.

"Dude he couldn't stop laughing, she had to pull the bag off his head.
Gomp Chimp."

by JamminSalmon May 1, 2021

scuffing the chimp

a term for male masturbation

"Not answering the phone...he must be scuffing the chimp"

by snoutliketrout January 5, 2010