Dick cheese

a white substance found on a mans dick that has a 100% chance of a women saying "im not fucking that"

her: im not fucking that
him: why
her: because u havent cleaned off the dick cheese from last time

by bob stevereno June 11, 2018

Dick Cheese

The stuff you get on your penis after you dont wash it. Dick Cheese can also be used as an insult that will leave the enemy even more stupid than he was before.

It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.

Les: Hey Nordan... Nordan... Cum... Oi dickhead... Dick Cheese

Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town

by paul8m3 February 8, 2022

Dick Cheese

Seasoning that builds up to add flavor to blowjobs

Girl 1- He has dick cheese
Girl 2- Ooooooo flavoring

by Ass and dicks December 15, 2020

dick cheese

The cheese surrounding the circumference of the dick

Oh he’s dirty he has that nasty dick cheese

by girthydog February 1, 2020

Chinese Dick Cheese

The creation made after leaving semen inside of the extra skin of the penis over time. The product you are left with has the consistency of cheese. Usually eaten as a side dish with a Big Mac.

"The McDonald's down in Hong Kong never misses with their Chinese Dick Cheese!"

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Dick cheese

The most delicious substance in the world yumilicious

Damn that is some amazing tasting dick cheese.

by Ahhhhhhgghghh January 22, 2020

Dick cheese

Dick cheese: an insulting name to shout at an unsuspecting stranger in public

Ex: "Hey you, yeah you! The dick cheese with the hat! Yeah, fuck you!"

by an oddly literate kamikaze May 14, 2016