Creepy Chapman

Female creepers who stalk English guys because they sound like Orlando Bloom.

I liked her 'til she insisted I wear fake elf ears, she's a real Creepy Chapman.

by chumpelstiltskin March 3, 2010

Simon Chapman

The complete opposite of Simon.

Person 1: Wow he's such a Simon!
Person 2: What like Simon Chapman?
Person 1: Nah you kidding?

by Celunyx November 9, 2011

lauran chapman

Bitch.

Lauran Chapman is a bitch.

by Marzocco April 16, 2015

john chapman

Mega boss man. King of kings. God of all.

That guy is a real john Chapman

by God of fuck gods March 10, 2017

cole chapman

The most inbred person on the planet. His cock will make you jump back of how its so big. Also another word for autism.

Girl 1: I heard cole chapman's cock killed 3 girls last night!
Girl 2: I wish cole chapman would punish me with his cock...

by jimstrong2314 March 6, 2017

finley chapman

to be a finley chapman is to be the stereotypical 14 year old brit boy who keeps up with liverpool footie. he wears adidas trackies and smokes at the park with his mates. a finley chapman will either rock a blond perm or a straight fringe cutting off in the middle of the forehead. finley chapmans can be nice, but be careful!- one wrong move and he'll call you a mong.

"did you watch the game last night? liverpool fucking crushed it!"
"cmon man, dont be a finley chapman!"

by harlingzen March 15, 2019

Timothée Charmander

a creature with the face of timothée chalamet and body of a pokémon charmander.

“Aye bro did you see the Timothée Charmander in the woods last night?”

by el1ie October 17, 2020