There was once a Russian couple that lived in Chernobyl. They were married and lived happily until there was a horrible nuclear explosion. And at the time Mrs. Romanavanava was with child but the nuclear radiation caused her body to disintegrate leaving only the placenta sheltering a fetus. The placenta rolled into a lake which had been contaminated. Then two nearby oil trucks collided which caused the nuclear lake to catch fire which caused the placenta to explode and the fetus to become immediately charred and fused with nuclear DNA. A nearby adoption agency truck passed the lake and saw the smoldering fetus that had washed ashore. They picked it up and put tennis shoes and braces on it. They sprayed it with chemicals and placed it in a test tube.
Ten years after the incident an innocent American couple looking to adopt a russian child stumbled upon this peculiar fetus. Still lodged in the test tube and sprinkled daily with chemical X in the hope it would survive, the couple took immediate liking to this strange and charred organism. The adoption papers were filed and finalized and the American family flew back to America where the charred fetus is rumored to live and roam around the suburbs of Carrollton, Texas.
Ten years after the incident an innocent American couple looking to adopt a russian child stumbled upon this peculiar fetus. Still lodged in the test tube and sprinkled daily with chemical X in the hope it would survive, the couple took immediate liking to this strange and charred organism. The adoption papers were filed and finalized and the American family flew back to America where the charred fetus is rumored to live and roam around the suburbs of Carrollton, Texas.
Dude...have you heard the legend of the "Charred Fetus"
Ya man I thought I saw it in fourth period Health! He still has braces and tennis shoes and everything!
Ya man I thought I saw it in fourth period Health! He still has braces and tennis shoes and everything!
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Randy: Hey, you see Tony out there?
Jimbo: Yeah, he's really carrying the milk for us.
Randy: Yeah, i heard Oberweiss is lookin' to hire him.
Jimbo: Yeah, he's really carrying the milk for us.
Randy: Yeah, i heard Oberweiss is lookin' to hire him.
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In Halo 2 and Halo 3, the action of winning on a team slayer game by getting more than 75% of the kills on your team because everyone else on your team sucks.
Usually occurs during matches of Social Slayer.
Usually occurs during matches of Social Slayer.
During the last Team Slayer game, I got stuck with people who've probably never played before, so I had to carry my team to victory, me getting 35 kills.
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Mostly found in duos.
Mostly found in duos.
“Steve had 12 kills while Joe only had 1 ;therefore, Steve was carrying Joe”
“Vanessa finished the game with 6 eliminations while Gary finished with 1 so, Vanessa carried.”
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“Vanessa finished the game with 6 eliminations while Gary finished with 1 so, Vanessa carried.”
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Often used in the rhetorical formulation, "How you wanna carry?" which expresses confidence that the thing/person can't be insulted.
Probably originated in Southeast D.C.
Often used in the rhetorical formulation, "How you wanna carry?" which expresses confidence that the thing/person can't be insulted.
Probably originated in Southeast D.C.
by Yellowcandy November 15, 2005
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