happy chap 

A non-evolutionary specimen of amiable nature. The happy chap doesn't just remain a stationary happy chap, it spreads the glorious feelings of happity chappiness to all corners of the world, so that all Vitamin D deprived PCers and MACers out there have a source of inspiration in their daily utorrent/gaming lives. The happy chap is a universal symbol of happiness and love. And no, the happy chap does NOT- for the record- facebook/tweet. The happy chap does not require such meddlesome technologies to spread its happiness around the world.

Some guy: Hey! I saw a happy chap the other day! It was like...life changing! I felt happier than when I beat that alien boss on level XVII in &*^@%&*!!
Other guy: Yeah! The happy chap is THE dude of the century, man!!
Another guy: Yeah!

happy chap by I AM YOUR PET RABBIT November 1, 2010

lip chap 

Chap stick for ashy lips.

I tried to offer her some lip chap but she didnt want nan.

lip chap by Malissa33 August 18, 2006

Riviting Tale Chap

A phrase used to express an extreme disinterest in what a person has to say by stating this phrase sarcastically to trick the talker into thinking you actually give a shit. This is the more ironic choice than the well known meme "Cool story bro". Often times this is used specifically on those who have incorrectly used the term "cool story bro" or more accurately, someone who over uses it.

ex1:Guy 1: Yeah, So I saw my boss today in the mall and he asked me why I did not show up to work yesterday. So I told him "Cool Story bro." I so pwned him
Guy 2: Riviting Tale Chap!......(mutters)idiot.

ex2: Guy 1: So I kicked this guy's baby out the window and he bounce back into the house. It was amazing!
Guy 2: Cool story bro!
(5 mins later)
Guy 2: So I took a shit, and the dump looks like Alabama.
Guy 1: Riviting tale chap!

Riviting Tale Chap by RedSoxDragon aka Big Will December 1, 2009

'ol chap 

Usually written ol' chap since the apostrophe should be placed where the missing letter is. Short form for "Old Chap", which is a British way of saying "Dude".

"My word, 'ol chap, the Queen just snogged that fag." means "Check it out, dude, the Queen just french kissed that cigarette."

'ol chap by SeanAnthonySmith July 29, 2008

The Chap 

A magazine providing all the knowledge needed to be a modern gentleman. The considerable knowledge of the contributors on matters of sartorial elegance, moustache growth, grooming, elegant drinking and acceptable etiquette are passed down so that others may live their lives in a more refined fashion. Incorporates "The Chapette", providing the same knowledge as above, with less emphasis on moustache growth.

Gentleman 1: I say, good sir, can I just comment on the cut of your suit. It is of the highest quality.
Gentleman 2: Thank you, sir. I found my tailor in the Chap.
cad gentleman bounder chapette

The Chap by Torquil Arbuthnot May 12, 2010

chin-chap

The physical after-effects of facial soreness that results from a long snog with a guy who has not recently shaved his face.

After smootching him for hours last night, I had so much chin-chap that my face felt raw!

chin-chap by Amanda February 22, 2004

midget chap-sack 

A sack full of midgets in sequin suits and ass-less chaps; mainly used as a weapon

I'm about to pull a midget chap-sack out on that asshole if he don't stop!

DON'T MAKE ME GET MY MIDGET CHAP-SACK!

midget chap-sack by Wicked Muppet Ryda July 31, 2011