chap the phone

Using one's cellular phone so much the phone experiences chafing.

Tim: I gotta go call Janice again.
John: Man! You're going to chap the phone!

by cooliomchoolio January 11, 2008

Chap slap

When a male gets slapped in the gonads by another male and the latter shouts "CHAP SLAP!"

"Chap slap!" keiran exclaimed as he whacked aden in the gonads

by Richard Bronze-Balls Johnson December 21, 2014

Chony chapped

To be mad and cop an attitude about something, usually when you don’t get your way.

Stop being chony chapped the world doesn’t revolve around you

by SweetPea6935 December 30, 2022

mud chaps

Aethestically resembling chaps these are actually crusted and or wet deposits of excreta.

A man with diarrhea is sodomized by another man and shit covers the front of the other mans legs as a result.

by George 'Chappy' Bush November 21, 2004

chap-head

To need and use chapstick like a crack-head.

My buddy had me pick up 10 chapsticks cause they were on sale,,,he is a chap-head

by Geno Marsala January 30, 2008

chap-sticking

Chap-sticking involves the act of taking out a man's phallus, and rubbing it around a woman's vaginal lips; similar to the act of applying chap stick on to one's dry lips.

Chap-sticking is primarily utilized as a coercion technique to covertly advance to insertion. It also serves as an evasive technique to avoid the question of contraceptives such as a condom.

Example 1: "Hey Keenan, did you have sex with that girl from the party?"

"Yeah, Steven told me about a great technique called chap-sticking. She didn't even notice till it was already too late."

Example 2: "Dude, how did you get out of using a condom?"

"I chap-sticked her and slid it in while she wasn't paying attention."

by Lompocsucks May 20, 2012

Chap Stick

1. Stick of moisturising capabilities used by those whose lips are adverse to "chapping" in cold conditions.

2. The middle wicket of a gentleman, which has lip moisturising capabilities if used accordingly.

"Windy isn't it honey?" remarked Terry, "here, use my chap stick, don't want you drying up."

by christopherknightuk April 19, 2005