Chalant

The opposite to nonchalant. Feeling or appearing irritated and unable to relax. Displaying anxiety, interest and enthusiasm.

She gave a shit(chalant)

by Bigma/pazza December 29, 2018

Ahmed Chalabi

An international criminal who will bring law and order to Iraq. At least according to Bush.

Yanno, there are times when I think Baghdad Bob was right; most Americans think Iraqis are retarded, but we are retarded.

by Xyzzy September 21, 2004

Grammatically Challanged

Someone who uses terrible punctuation and couldn't spell if their life depended on it. You are either grammatically challanged by nature, or you have been exposed to txt talkers too long.

my inglish teecher sez dat im inprooving

(My English teacher says that I'm improving.)

by Arran October 23, 2004

Chaila

A massive tall dude with an afro who needs to have afro babies and can be a woman or a man (multi gender name)

"hey chaila!!"
"hey wassup??"
"nothing really, just walking"
"oh coool"
"when you gonna have your afro babies??"
"man im not sure, need to find the right gal"
"ah well, good luck with that stud"

by Chocolateaddict June 18, 2009

chablam

when you get really excited and feel accomplished you yell chablam

fred: Chablam (after he won his game)

by the vicee March 2, 2009

Al-Chalabi

A sweaty penis which ejaculates sweaty cum.

The boy was sweating everywhere, his Al-Chalabi reached climax and a pool of sweat flowed.

by Rich, J February 11, 2019

Chalant

"Chalant" is a word illiterate half-wits think of when talking about the positive form of the word nonchalant, which by the way, HAS NO DIRECT POSITIVE FORM.

Guy 1 (talking about his new coworker): "yeah the new guy is pissing me off. Hes way too chalant about his job, always one-uping everyone."

Guy 2: "fuck you."

by Audi0Phil3 January 2, 2019