Chris Chan's Taint Piercing

Similar to Occam's razor but with a twist. Instead of the simplest answer is the right one it's the stupidest, most unnecessary solution is going to be the one put into practice.

"dude why did Chris Chan do that" "It's Chris Chan's Taint Piercing I guess"

by Alberthalperstram August 17, 2021

Uncle Chan

An Uncle Chan is the asian version of an Uncle Tom. Basically he is a lame ass fool who has no confidence or self-respect. Instead of figuring a way to be a more manly, cultured, and dope ass person, he resorts to seeking validation from the white man, which is something a lame ass bitch does. What he should be doing instead is figuring a way to be a more cool ass person by inventing something dope and useful that everybody thinks is cool. And then beating the white man at his own game!

Look at that Uncle Chan kissing the white man’s ass.

by Temu_787 July 25, 2022

iwa-chan

Hajime Iwaizumi from Haikyuu. He was a third-year student from Aobajohsai High; he was the volleyball team's ace, vice-captain and a wing spiker.

JDSKJSKDGHB There was a TikTok trend wherein creators add a word in the song 20 min by Lil Uzi Vert. It goes like this "Twenty more minutes until I gotta go, so I told that girl that I'm gonna slaughter it duh duh Iwa-chan!" it was made by a uhh idk i dont remember who JHGFASHG sorry y'all. Some anime fans were on edge because normies used this TikTok sound a lot. Timeskip Iwaizumi iswjehnfrubuwde
Iwaizumi Hajime (27) Athletic Trainer

Slower, Iwa-chan!

by bokutosgirlfriend October 19, 2020

Chaffin Head

An abnormal condition where you're head swells up to the size of a watermelon.

"Dude, your head looks bigger today"
"I know bro, I've come down with a mean case of Chaffin head"

by Big Pimpin Julius October 25, 2011

Penn Chan

A code word for that marijuana smoke that we use here in asia, can't believe it spread to UD.

lets pretend we're asian by smoking penn chan and then jerking off to hentai!

by Matsumoto Suzuki September 21, 2005

Obama-chan

The most kawaii president of the United States of America. Biden-kun try hard to get Congress-sama to go along with them! Uwaah~

Person 1: "Obama-chan passed a new health care bill!"
Person 2: "Uwaah, Obama-chan is super sugoi like that. :3

by Kavern Low August 6, 2012

Skittle-chan

The g-g-g-girl that B-b-b-b-beluga have c-c-crush on......

Skittle-chan: W~will you marry me??
Beluga: YESS
Skittle-chan: ITSＡPRANK

by Emptiness_123 October 15, 2021