ceinge

A word typically used only greasy non-gamers to use in place of the sentence “you are the smartest, funniest, most awesome person in the world”

“You’re ceinge,” said Jack.

“Aw thanks, how sweet,” Samantha replied.

by Jimmy2169 November 24, 2021

chewing asbestos

n. CHOO-ing a-SBES-tis, -tos

Loose long-fiber asbestos intended for chewing

I used to inhale asbestos dust, but these days I prefer to use chewing asbestos

West Virginia and Wyoming are the only states that still allow the sale of chewing asbestos

by Waaadds July 22, 2022

Chewing Markers

Out of it. Basically in the same sense as playin with the dandelions, someone who’s completely zoned out and oblivious to the world around them.

“You guys suck”
‘Vinny you’ve been chewing markers all game and you’re 1 for 7’

by zfin87 July 30, 2022

Chewing Bone

When you're talking to a girl who already has a boyfriend. The boyfriend got all the meat and you're left chewing on the bone.

"Mikey's talking to Sharon, but she already has a boyfriend. "
"He's just chewing bone."

by RandomSquid16 May 10, 2023

Chewing Creature

Something to totally surprise your friends with. Try to act like it’s something shocking, and THEN show them the face. If executed properly, they’ll be disappointed, but in a funny way.

I totally freaked out Tomar with the chewing creature, dude.

by maklunky August 2, 2023

Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!

Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

Chewing the Oyster

An aperitif enjoyed by those of a certain persuasion ie scissor sisters where oysters can be enjoyed simultaneously. Can also be enjoyed by males, that rare type who indulge in foreplay.

The Lionesses have played particularly well in the World Cup, there will be many celebrations including chewing the oysters.

by Corva August 16, 2023