certified dime piece

one fine hot hot hot ass girl.

dammn she is one certified dime piece walkin down that street !

she is my one and only ertified dime piece.

by dorkboo. October 18, 2007

Certified boy lover

Drake

Drake is a 'certified boy lover!

Drake: Ooh, Lil Wayne is too good, he's just too good!

by Icy Wyte June 16, 2022

certified head doctor

Some bitch who is certified in giving head, dome, knowledge, cranium, brain, neck, throat, skull, noggin, mouth, face, head, hummer, knob, wisdom, etc.

Yo that girl right thurr is a certified head doctor fa shizzle because she sucked the whole crew and didn't even choke. Then she received her certification according to how we rated her on from 1-10. This could also be train-able material. See Train for more details.

by The Train December 09, 2006

non-certified memelord

a self proclaimed memelord that failed to take the exam to be labeled as a true memelord

The non-certified memelord still thinks tide-pods are funny.

by TheRubberSponge April 03, 2018

Certified for Windows Vista

High-performing, easy-to-use, and highly secure products for your Windows Vista-based PC.

Dude I just got a shiny new trashcan! And it's Certified for Windows Vista!!

by luna nueva July 11, 2009

certified poop nigga

A nigga that is certified poop

He is a certified poop nigga

by Pseudonym the Gamer April 07, 2022

Certified Hotwheels Moment

A Supremely Gay interaction or event. This references a video where a man places a hotwheels car on a track and then drives it into his open ass.

John: Will you check my balls for Cancer?
James: This is a certified hotwheels moment.

by ADog'sKnot January 17, 2023