dammn she is one certified dime piece walkin down that street !
she is my one and only ertified dime piece.
she is my one and only ertified dime piece.
by dorkboo. November 10, 2007
Get the certified dime piecemug. by Icy Wyte June 15, 2022
Get the Certified boy lovermug. Some bitch who is certified in giving head, dome, knowledge, cranium, brain, neck, throat, skull, noggin, mouth, face, head, hummer, knob, wisdom, etc.
Yo that girl right thurr is a certified head doctor fa shizzle because she sucked the whole crew and didn't even choke. Then she received her certification according to how we rated her on from 1-10. This could also be train-able material. See Train for more details.
by The Train December 10, 2008
Get the certified head doctormug. He is a certified poop nigga
by Pseudonym the Gamer April 6, 2022
Get the certified poop niggamug. A Supremely Gay interaction or event. This references a video where a man places a hotwheels car on a track and then drives it into his open ass.
by ADog'sKnot January 17, 2023
Get the Certified Hotwheels Momentmug. When somebody tells a joke or sends something "funny" to a group chat, but no one laughs or even replies to it.
That somebody: Hey, have u seen that video of the guy farting?
Everyone:
Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment
Everyone:
Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment
by Sgtstanky January 22, 2020
Get the Certified jordan momentmug. A certified bone donor is a trial by fire liscened male whore. For one to receive such a title, all forms of snatch must be explored and slayed. Fat, wet, dry, tight, smelly, liver-spoted, hairy, shaved, all races, there is no boundies.
As my 523 pound granny layed on here death bed, she whisped one last wish. It's time to bring in a certified bone donor.
by mexicanfoodstamp April 14, 2010
Get the certified bone donormug.