human centipeding

Farting directly onto someone’s face with your asshole adjacent to their mouth hole

Troy fell asleep on the bench, so Wade woke him up by straddling his face and human centipeding him so that he would hear, smell and taste the nastiness. That was one fart he’ll never forget!!!

by Schtuff April 2, 2018

2 centimeters

The size of your di-

You have 2 centimeters.

by AN0NYM0U5_3CH0 February 28, 2021

centipenis

a penis with over a hundred legs, or a penis that is a meter in length

dude 1: I have a centipenis
dude 2: the good kind or the bad kind
dude 1: you tell me!!!

by Teran Bergeron July 5, 2007

Centimeter-Peter

A man with a very small dick.
Started by *******
Peterson.
A hilarious name to call a guy.

Girl 1:Hahaha!!!
Girl 2: Is she okay?!
Girl 3:oh she just almost Slept with Centimeter-Peter
last night.

by GuessWhoo!!! December 22, 2008

Centipeter

A man who brags about having a big dick but really has a centimeter peter a centipeter

Damn he's got a nice truck

to bad he's compensating for his centipeter

by lolsorrybruda February 1, 2018

centipedo

when someone is acting like a centipede but is weirdo

"wow bro u such a centipedo" *laughs*

by hahahahahah i funny bro October 9, 2020

Human Centipee

When a girl pisses in your mouth and you piss on the floor or better yet in someone else's mouth

Let's get my roommate to come in here and extend the Human Centipee. The more the merrier!

by MeanDabby February 21, 2019