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Porcelain horse collar

The sexual act of bending a woman over the toilet and sticking her head through the toilet seat while having doggy-style intercourse, thus creating the illusion of a horse collar.
Dude, I met this freaky chick at the bar last night. I took her home and gave her a porcelain horse collar.
by The REV-LSMC October 26, 2010
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collar that dog

A phrase used when someone is talking smack to you. Quite possibly the best phrase to stop a conversation ever. There is no sufficient come back for this
Man im about to beat you like a stepchild.

Woa woa collar that dog !
by JParker June 17, 2008
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celsar

1. The act or procces of promissing something (usually related to going out with friends) and not keeping your word;
Similar to cretinous or fugacious;
Also relatable to the act of lying - "Lie: 2. An intentionally false statement." - but with less evilness and more nitpicking.
Carlos: - Everybody's here for the party?
Michio: - Yeah, everyone except Kleber, he just called saying he is going to celsar in the last second.
by majorolethros January 15, 2017
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pajama collar

Technology workers of any economic class who work from the comfort of their homes and typically wear their pajamas while they do so.
Chris quit the blue collar job for a pajama collar job to spend more time with the family and make a living at the same time.

Pat quit the white collar job for a pajama collar job that pays better.
by ikdd January 19, 2010
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Blue Collar Poetry

The phrase refers to the inter-song banter of the lead singer of a band where he or she panders to the working class folk with lines such as:

"Who here has been beaten down by life and wants to throw it all away!"
"Fuck it all, lets get hammered!"
"That son of a bitch boss is gonna be pissed in the morning!"
"Trucks. AMIRIGHT?"
"Life is a cruel lie!"
Did you see Drunken Toddler last night? The lead singer's blue collar poetry was on point!
by TeamPlowMyField March 18, 2015
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blue collar dick

A dick that isn't the biggest or the best but it shows up on time and gets the job done.
"Hay Cindy, how was last night"
"Well it was okay, not the biggest but it got the job done. You know, blue collar dick"
by AEB for your ass October 8, 2020
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Pop a collar

Taking a dump, poop, shit. Squeezing one out.
Gabe: “yo man, hold up, I gotta go pop a collar son.”
Gus: “aiight dude, don’t pop it too hard.”
by ReggiSnz May 31, 2018
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