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Ceiling Gazer

People that stare at the ceiling when they talk to you. They look up, look to the side, stare at your forehead, they look everywhere except in your eyes.
As Erin spoke she stared at the ceiling, my forehead, even my ear. She never makes eye contact because she is a ceiling gazer.
by Kells804 December 8, 2009
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ceiling

What your wife is contemplating changing the color of while you have sex with her.
Becky considered 7 possible color changes to the ceiling during the 42 seconds that her husband spent "making love" to her.
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ceiling

look up and you'll see the ceiling
by Dubiks January 4, 2019
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tupperware ceiling

(noun)

the impenetrable layer of ignorance separating men from understanding the problems women face - common in American households
Kelly tried explaining her opinion, but no man's empathy can crack the tupperware ceiling.
by Read1984 September 6, 2012
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the ceiling fan

When someone happens to be reading playboy or other pornographic magazines while a ceiling fan is 2 or less inches above there crotch. If they get erect there penis will be chopped off, this does not work if you have a minge or erectile dysfunction.
guy 1. GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL, NOW!
guy 2. WHY?
guy 1. I JUST GOT THE CEILING FAN!
by superkoopa707 November 13, 2011
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Glass Ceiling

When you sit naked on a table with a glass top, and you have someone laying under watching you taking a shit.
To turn your girlfriend on you would perform a glass ceiling.
by Jeremy Cheeks October 9, 2008
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Ceiling Pics

A picture used to non-verbally ask you to stop fucking talking and go die or something.
Guy 1: “Shannon is sending my ceiling pics again”

Guy 2: “She fuckin’ hates you man. You better hop off.”
by Yopoecho June 6, 2020
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