Tongue Chewer

An insult that Sandy used against SpongeBob. While arguing about which is better: land or sea creatures. In the episode Pressure.

Sandy: Tongue chewer!
SpongeBob: *gasps* Take that back you...Not wet person.

by Kookycatl119 March 22, 2021

chewedkandi

An amazingly great place where we can meet extraordinary friends at its boards. Lovely host whose butt can go numb at times will entertain you greatly!

chewedkandi.net rocks my socks!

by Jenna June 29, 2004

Crewed

When you are so screwed that it can be compared to the sport "crew" and all of the pain associated with it.

"I have a test tomorrow that I didn't study for! I am soo crewed!"

"We can't come over on Saturday... we're crewed."

by arielmofox May 10, 2010

chewed-up-and-spat-out

When someone utterly schools your ass, esp. With regards to school marks. May also be applied to social situations like being yelled at.

I was talking to a friend about this femme fatale we know and he said "you'll be chewed-up-and-spat-out by her without so much as a hand gesture".

by I'll be blank, thanx November 7, 2013

Broccoli Chewer

An angry lesbian who turns to the green vegetable when not getting any.

Lesbian: 'Oh man ive not had any for weeks, somebody pass me the godddamn broccoli!'
Bus passenger: 'Oh lordy we are sat near a broccoli chewer, hide the pussy!'

by royston232 January 29, 2009

chewed

The state of being drunk.

I was chewed last night after me and my cats drank a fifth of Henny.

by G-Baby March 10, 2003

straw chewer

Of or pertaining to a gay male or heterosexual female that endlessly chews on their drink's straw while spewing lame dicussion that bores those around them. Often these people are found against walls or under spotlights posing for their "adoring public." See also: Fagadactyl

Eddie was a complete straw chewer as he mawed away on his plastic hose chatting endlessly about Britney Spears.

by Zack Bunker December 30, 2007