takeshis castle

the REAL mxc, all of MXC is actually from takeshis castle a show in the 80s in japan.

i would really like to hear what the guys are really saying like guy ledouches real voice

by mxc September 19, 2004

Crystal Castles

Not just a band, prior to the techno duo this referred to an arcade game created by the atari company in the 1980's. One of the first games to have an actual ending, you run around these odd castles collecting gems as this weird bear creature.

let's play crystal castles

by smushie February 1, 2009

Drip Castle

A bowel movement that is soft, has no shape and therefore piles up in the toilet bowl like a sand castle made from dripping wet sand. Often the result of a poor diet and/or lack of hydration.

"Dude, I just made a huge drip castle...must have been all the buffalo wings & beer I had last night."

by SGGp December 2, 2009

Castlebar

large town in the west of Ireland, famous for its on/off rivalry with neighbouring smaller town Westport.Often simply refered to as "shit-hole" by its younger residents.Castlebar has much to offer visitors including never ending rain and fog, Buckfast and dutch gold partys,and a healthy dose of random violence.On a side note Castlebar has some bizzare simularitys with the fictional town of Silent Hill in that if you go into it you dont come out.

"some people say that the only good thing about castlebar is the road out of it.....well yea kinda have to use that road to get back in"

by CC (IRL) May 6, 2009

crystal castles

An electronic music duo that, if you believe them, weren't meant to be a band. Supposedly, their song Alice Practice (which happens to have an amazingly beautiful and totally unexpected melody with soul-wrenching indiscernible vocals), is really just Alice practicing. I think they said once that they used a keyboard with a nintendo soundcard. The two members are Claudio and Alice, and although they aren't signed yet, they should be. They're named after She-ra's home, NOT crystal meth (which is what I thought at first.) You can find all their music on myspace or limewire.

I just listened to Crystal Castles for about an hour and I think my life is complete.

by rachaelwithana September 30, 2007

Sperm Castle

Sperm Castles are constructed by bored/jobless whores who suck off multiple guys a day and spit their loads into the individual compartments of an ice tray. They then freeze the sperm and create Sperm Cubes. Sperm Cubes are then used by the whore to construct miniature castles which are either gifted to friends or sold. Prices vary on design intricacy and also based on how many different types of ethnicity are represented in the castle's semen makeup. The greater the variety in semen, the more expensive the castle goes for on the market.

The Sperm Castle Foundation is in the process of of constructing a life-size sperm castle hotel, where guests can pay a premium rate per night. The hotel is said to have (9) sperm cube bars, (144) sperm cube igloos, and multiple sperm luge rides. It is the foundation's hope to break the records set by the original Ice Hotel in Jukkasjärvi, Sweden.

"Where is that whore?"
"She's at home making sperm castles."

"Why didn't Dillon come out tonight?"
"He's helping Cassie build a sperm castle."

"Hey, where are you going with my load?"
*Spit* "I am collecting it for my sperm castle."

by Sperm Castle Inc. January 31, 2010

tuna castle roll

When you take a dunce hat and you stick it in a woman's vagina, resembling a funnel. Then, you pour in gravy and minced canned cat food and a half cup of milk. Then, leave the funnel in her vagina and go out to your local fishing spot and catch five or six fillet-sized bluegill. Next, go back to the funnel-vagina, whip out a blender, put the bluegill in the blender and blend until there is bluegill gravy. Then you pour the bluegill gravy into the funnel. Make sure all of the liquids have left the funnel into the vaginal cavity and remove the funnel. Let the mixture ferment for three hours. Next, you start to fuck her by sliding your penis in and out so when the penis come out, it makes a sticky sensation and the liquid drips off like saliva off of one's chin. Do this repeatedly until one achieves an orgasm and then stick your nose into her vagina and the smell should smell like tuna casserole.

My friend Larry and his girlfriend just did a tuna castle roll and the whole house reeks.

by wwefan5220000 April 9, 2011