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The Blow Hand Love Career should not, NOT be taken lightly. Originally created in Ancient China, only the highest concubines of the emperor would learn such a trick. Later it was uncovered at the end of the nineteenth century by the British.

This is where a woman switches from a blow job to a hand job every fifteen minutes switching at least until the man shoots cum regularily. Anyway, when the woman has done this she will lick her hands clean of jiz and then starts to have anus sex with the man. When that is finished she shall excrete the males ejaculation onto her hands and eat it as the man enjoys the sight.

To fully appreciate and recreate The Blow Hand Love Career the man should cut a hole at the tip of a condom to make an essence of shooting cum. Also, it should take at least two hours.
"Connor... I think I'm ready for the Blow Hand Love Career," Nora said shyly.
"Honey, you know it takes a lot of work and responsibility it isn't like some lousy job, its a career. Are you ready for that?" Josh questioned authoritatively.

~Three Hours Later~

"You've done well my Sofia," smiled Connor.
"My name's Nora," she stated looking angrier by the second.
"Oh shi-"
by TruthaboutMe January 25, 2010
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go career

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"No shit man. She said 'yes'...we're going career! I'm gonna be a married fucking man!!!"
by zoltar June 19, 2003
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Careerslicking

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verb; launching a secret campaign against a coworkers career after sexually assaulting them. Usually behind the scenes rather than publicly, in order to prevent coworkers in the same industry from discovering your sexually deviant behavior.
"This guy at work sexually assaulted me and I decided not to come forward. He began CAREERSLICKING me and made life at my work place horrible.
by b1acksheeptw September 26, 2022
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n. when one becomes periodically overly emotional about the current state of his/her job/career.
Frankie was complaining about "not being where he should be with his MBA" and how "he should have been a manager by now". I think he's just having his career period.
by Kwifer Sutherland July 14, 2011
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When a junior colleaugue uses your career trajectory to improve their own careeer prospects
Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.

Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.
by Big Al. December 20, 2012
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A conversation between two people in cars next to each other, usually about the amount of traffic. If aggressive or relating to a disagreement it's called a Cargument
I had a carversation with a hot girl today. I tried to hit on her but when she found out it quickly turned into a cargument.
by TheOneAndOnlyKobra9 July 12, 2014
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A CAM (Career Advancing Move) is the way in which one persists with drinking with work colleagues - to the point of a CLM (career limiting move) and then from that point to not stop drinking once you get to that stage, but continue to the CAM stage. This is of course more effective if the people around you should also be boarder-line inebriated.
Wow, that guy was so drunk that he just pulled off a career advancing move (CAM).
by Shortnjocular March 10, 2015
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