Capon

CAPON {KAY - PON}: Slang term reference the status of a costumed super hero when in uniform and on duty

Yes Commissioner, Batman's current status is CAPON. He's currently enroute to Arkham to deal with the situation.

by Androlian February 15, 2014

capoopi

Someone who pretends they are going to the bathroom just so they can jerk off

Mom: Honey you've been in there for a while now, everything alright?
Son: Uh... Yeah, just too many um... Chili fries
Mom: Smh, what a capoopi

by SPS1315 May 6, 2016

cahoon

A amazing last name that if one has is very skilled at singing

The Cahoon's are such good singers

by UnKnownNA June 18, 2017

canoone

New canoe for noon fishing trips

I have a canoone , lets go fishing at noon!

by Lunarx27 August 27, 2017

capron il

Capron is a piece of shit town in northern Illinois. It is filled with run down houses and Mexicans. The people here are farmers or wanna be rednecks too. If you live in capron you are frowned upon. Nobody says they are from capron with pride as the nearby town of poplar grove will make you feel like shit because they have more than 0.000034 businesses in their town

Girl:where are you from?
Guy:capron IL Hbu?
Girl:oh wait I just noticed the time my dog is running away(best excuse she could think of to get away from a filthy capron guy)

by Hockey2134 May 2, 2018

Cahooner

It just means pussy or for you kids it's vagina.

Kid 1: Fuck dude her cahooner was real stanky!

Kid 2: I know man I can smell that thing from a mile away!!

by Coldfef March 3, 2020

canoon

when your canoeing at noon

Sally... look at the water. And it's noon! What could be better than a canoon!!!

by Sarah fucking Grant April 23, 2020