Conked

(a verb): Usually related to a blow to the head, dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, conk or munkus.

Other alternatives: conk, conking

She conked that cheating boyfriend in the munkus really good with that bat!
He fell of his skateboard and conked his head hard on the cement.
His melon doesn't look so good after getting conked by that fella'.
I'm going to conk your noodle if you don't stop it now.
You need a good conking on that big block of yours.

by Grumpy Monkey Pants December 13, 2016

shit canned

a state of being completely wasted

I went out last night and got completely shit canned.

by cameltoe55 September 13, 2003

cacked

Died suddenly. Typically used to describe the improbable outcome of death due to unusual or unlikely circumstances.

The guy was a marathoner his whole life, model of fitness for everyone we know. He was taking out the garbage this morning when he just cacked.

by LKool July 11, 2007

canned ass

a variety of canned foods,including,all the chef boy r d products,spam,treet,vienna sausages,potted meat,ham spread etc.

we have all seen the canned ass at the grocery store and we thought no one eats it. we ate canned ass for lunch because we are locked in that fuckin building all night.

by yetti April 7, 2003

cankee

Canadian-Yankee

Someone who is both Canadian and American

also known as Cankie

Sup Cankee

by Canadian Bill August 19, 2003

canned reebals

reebals in a can they are not very desirable.

eew canned reebals are gross.

by chad cooper May 2, 2008

Canker Snatch

Disease ridden and/or very dirty female genitalia.

I was going down on Longinus and discovered that she has the canker snatch as evidenced by the new sores in my mouth.

by M_Fer February 9, 2009