Cancelists

A group of people or friends who cancels plans frequently or at last minute.

I wouldn't go with you all as you're known for being cancelists.

by ajadon September 10, 2023

Commuter Cancer

Weight gain and late onset diabetes caused by drinking large amounts of soda and eating junk food during a long commute. Other symptoms may include excess chins and front butt.

"John can't come to the buffet this weekend, he got commuter cancer."

by meter76 February 9, 2009

mind cancer

The disorder of the mind. Unlimited growth of thoughts that are unhealthy and unproductive, recurring over and over.

Mark seems to be having a hard time getting over the divorce and getting on with his life. I think he has mind cancer.

by Shakes Peer July 11, 2016

vaginal cancan

This is when a woman opens her legs you grab a bicycle and perform a foot jam (balancing on the front wheel) so that part of the tire enters her vagina.

Here's abootah chatrak going for the complex vaginal cancan and oh he's stomped it. What a fantastic bit of skill.

by Asda carpark August 28, 2017

Tibetian Lung Cancer

A disease that is easy to recover from, but tends to have lasting side effects. Some of the negative effects of TLC can include a painfully large inflation of the ego (which can be cured by large doses of humility). Also, TLC tends to cause allergies to losing. (which can result in anaphylaxis)

Sally: *coughcoughEGOcoughcough*
Bob: My ego is hereditary.
Sally: No, I think you've just survived Tibetian Lung Cancer !!

by Willhemina April 26, 2009

Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer

When you see something so irredeemably cringey on the internet that you reach levels of cancer not previously thought possible.

Whenever I read a trend on Twitter, I get Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer

by my name is not billy July 27, 2020

The Cancer Prank

A prank in which one person (the attacker) approaches another person (the victim), saying, "I was reading a copy of Scientific American, and, apparently, scientists have discovered that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer." After hearing this, the victim will lift their hand to their face, attempting to see if they have cancer. Then, the attacker will smack the victim's hand into their face, resulting in a throbbing nose and tons of laughter.

The Cancer Prank

Don: "Hey, Jon, I was reading a copy of Scientific American, and, apparently, scientists have discovered that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer."
Jon: "Really???"

*Jon lifts hand to face, and Don smacks Jon's hand into his face*

Don: "Ha, ha, ha!!!"
Jon: "Ow, ow, ow!!!"

by Catiebug June 30, 2008