catch-me-if-you-can

(verb) to con your way into a job/role/situation like Leonardo DiCaprio's character in the movie "Catch Me If You Can"

**At the grocery store, Max is comparing prices to find the cheapest oatmeal. Tim stands by.**

Max: This is bullshit. I need a job.
Tim: I think they're hiring for cashiers here.
Max: Meh. I want a GOOD job. I'll just catch-me-if-you-can my way into being a doctor or something.
Tim: Do it.

**Four months later, "Dr. Max" is arrested and charged for manslaughter, but is set free by "Warden Tim" who catch-me-if-you-canned his way into an interesting new career.**

by Maxwell Dope November 18, 2013

all you can eat

Place where one never stomachs enough food to get his money's worth.

Just been to an all you can eat restaurant...I think I'm going to be sick.....

by City rider December 13, 2003

you can have me

to give someone your virginity.

"baby, you can have me"

by Randy_417 August 1, 2007

You can get it too

A phrase used a a warning towards a 3rd party in a confrontation whom you may/or may not have issues with that if they keep on doing/saying certain things, a fight can ensure.

Chanel: “And you, Punkie Brewster, come get your client before you don’t have any hair to work with and for the record: you can get it too”

by ajcub225 July 27, 2019

I can see you from behind

What me and my brotha says every time we see a Jeep Cherokee because that is what a old fellow that we call Mr Dick drives

To ur left brotha I can see you from behind!

by Buddy Bestie September 9, 2023

can i bag you

Getting a girls number

I’m going to shoot my shot like I’m Devan Booker “can I bag you”

by Ethan is a qt May 19, 2022

catch me if you can

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you know that the person you are talking to is indeed capable of having a coherent argument with you and is being lazy.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2018