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CamelBak Spoiled

the condition contracted when one has only used CamelBak waterbottles, which consist of a straw that must be bitten to recieve liquid, for an extended period of time and is then forced to use a conventional water bottle, which must be tipped. Said person then looks like an idiot during the moments of confusion trying to figure out how to tip the water bottle to recieve more liquid. The result is a spastic type of dance done with the water bottle tipped at an awkward angle.
Sabrina: "Yo, whats up with Sky over there?"

Hannah: "Oh, she forgot her CamelBak water bottle."

Sabrina: "ah. She's CamelBak Spoiled."
by jazzycat08 November 6, 2011
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camel cake

Offensive term used to describe an ugly woman with too much makeup. Camel cakes often wear so many layers of makeup, they often end up looking like a man in drag or indeed, a camel covered in cake.

Camel cakes are unaware that with this maybelline mask, their face closely resembles a foot and proceed to act in a prissy and condescending attitude towards other people, mostly males. Camel cakes are known for using ironic phrases like "you wish you were this hot" and "don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me". Unsuprisingly, most of the men camel cakes sleep with are blind drunk.
"Yeah she's hot, but her sister, right camel cake."

"Did you see that camel cake John took home last night? Man is he going to be embarrassed!"

"This camel cake grinded against my butt on the dancefloor then had the nerve to flash me a dirty look when I turned around!"
by Rahtedpumpclart May 21, 2012
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Camel Sleep

When one is asleep to such a degree that to quote a camel “the dog is stuck underneath me”.
“Mate I’m shattered, need some proper camel sleep!”
by DumbassWho? June 9, 2019
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Camel Clamp

When you’re inside a girl and she flex’s her pussy muscles to trap you inside of her.
“I heard that Nemo camel clamped Brandon while he was about to nut”
by TMoney769 August 13, 2023
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Backwards Cameltoe

A cameltoe not seen at the front of a woman's crotch, but rather in the back.
Backwards Cameltoe-Just below the curvature of the buttocks, one may see the "droop" of the lips forcing themselves out; stretching the pants where a man's taint would be.
by Rach-ho August 25, 2011
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to camel

To drink a large amount before leaving a water source so one doesn't have to carry a water vessel or get dehydrated.
Before we go, I'm going to camel some water.
by Urban gavin June 2, 2015
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Silver camel

A sexual act involving the male genitalia and silver spray paint
It entails spitting upon the penis three times, stroking it twice, grabbing the can of silver spray paint, shaking it and spraying the penis from the tip down.
Person one: "I gave Tom the Silver camel last night, says it's still a bit shiny"
Person two: "Ha nice"
by Speccc April 30, 2021
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