Caliexas

Someone who moved from Texas to California

Linda is a Caliexas

by EvaGoose January 29, 2009

calien

1. like if an alien, had sex with cartman from south park and they had little cartman-alien babies.
2. person who is extremely worried because of a sense of impending doom

A: man that dude looks like a calien with all those worry lines on his head
B: yeah, must be thinking about the apocalypse
A: or their thesis

by chowderhead98 October 20, 2010

ookish-a-nomesh califey

One of those words your father made up do describe food when you were young in an effort to mess with your head.

5 y.o. son: Whatcha eatin dad?
Dad: I'm eatin' some ookish-a-nomesh califey

by Scottaroo October 7, 2004

Calibear

Lifestyle of a Californian that never stops partying, meeting people and not giving a shit.

Guy 1: Dude, I don't know how you manage to stay up every night and party for a whole week.

Guy 2: It's all about that calibear life, yo.

by AlmostBueno September 25, 2011

caliente carlito

Same as hot carl, but after eating a lot of spanish foods.

"After we went to amigos, i went to deborah's and gave her caliente carlito of her life!"

by Caliente carlito June 28, 2012

Calib

Is an excellent finger painter who likes to get his tan on, don’t allow him around your family members though, especially your sister.

Michael: “is that Calib? The poes over there

Matthew: “ yeah, that’s the goffel naai”

by Goblin boy April 22, 2019

Caliendo

A drunken italian

Did you see that CALIENDO fire down them hoskies!?

Did you know that Caliendo from the bar last night?

by Anonymous October 23, 2003