California Turn Signal

Flipping the bird, usually to another driver, either upon witnessing an act of pure idiocy or during road rage.

That old fart is doing 20 under the limit in the carpool lane....give 'em the California Turn Signal, will ya?

by The Fuck You Soul Brother October 18, 2003

caligula's horse

Caligula's horse (noun):
An imposter or phony. Someone who holds a position he or she does not deserve.
The Roman emperor Caligula once made his favorite horse a senator.

"Man, my English teacher's such a Caligula's horse! I read some of her poetry, and it's blog-awful."

by Arthur September 28, 2003

California Car Pool

When each member of a group uses their own car to go to the same destination. Typically, describing the case where the group is together at the start or close enough to share rides.

Three systems administrators working in the same office take three cars to lunch in case someone gets an emergency call and has to leave early. "Want me to drive?" "Nah, we better California Car Pool in case the new servers zonk out."

by David Turnbull January 9, 2009

calish

This word is used to exlpain when something is not a good thing, an object a poem whatever..

Punk guy 1: this stupid guitar doesn't work at all..
Punk guy 2: Yeah it's fu&k/n6 calish...

by some someone August 9, 2006

Cali Sober

Cali Sober is defined as a form of Harm Reduction that excludes the use of all drugs including alcohol and only utilizes Marijuana in Moderation.

Want to smoke some crack?

No thank you. I quit last year. I am only smoke weed now in moderation. This is a form of harm reduction called Cali Sober or California Sober.

by Soberisdope March 30, 2021

caliss

French Canadian swear extensively used by french citizens of the provice of Quebec, Canada. Depending on the situation, it can imply different things, but in most cases it can be defined as fuck or damn.

The actual word caliss, originated from calisse, which is a religious cup use to drink wine by the priest performing the Christian ceremony. Most of the French Canadian swears originated from religious items.

"Ma t'en calisser une" - is this sentence, "caliss" has been verbalized and would mean "Im going to fucken hit you"

"Je m'en caliss" - is this sentence, "caliss" would be used to add more impact to the phrase and means "I don't give a fuck"

"Caliss de chien sale" - is this sentence, "caliss" would mean fuck or damn, which would translate this sentence to "fucken bastard" (in French Canadian "chien sale" means bastard, but if we take it word by word, chien sale would translates to "dirty dog" / chien=dog, sale=dirty )

"Caliss" - caliss can also be used by itself, which would translate to fuck or damn.

by Paul Bonnom December 25, 2008

California bitch-slap

Similar to a standard bitch-slap, except that the hand is cocked nearly straight-armed, far behind the slapper, as if they were spreading their arms wide. The movements are heavily exaggerated, to emphasize the severity of the situation that calls for such a slap. The motion is to represent having to reach back to California for the wind-up. Known as the Jersey bitch-slap when used in California.

"Teena pissed me off so bad, I had to give her a California bitch-slap. Believe me, the bitch deserved it."

by Sir Pimps-a-slut July 26, 2006